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Final Fantasy Meets Lost World: Part 4
Cire: O..kay...we are in BIG trouble.
Me: Tell me something I don't know...
Cire: Did you know that when fireflies flicker their lights,
they're breeding?
Me: Yes.
Cire: Oh.
Me: So where did the Raptors take the rest of them?
Cire: I explained to the Raptors that they were poisonous and we
were the only good tasting ones.
Me: Why didn't you say we were poisonous too?
Cire: Because I want to see you get eaten alive.
Me: You'll be eaten alive too, y'know.
Cire: WHAT!?!
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Raptor guard: Shut up!
Me: Azala! What are you doing here!?!
Cire: And why are you a Raptor all of a sudden?
Azala: Because of this fanfic about CT the Dark Lord here is
writing up.
Me: SHHHH! Don't give out spoilers!
Golbez: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! I am taking away your Dark Essence.
You are now Light Eric!
Me: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!........Uwa
Fwa! (breaks the chains bounding him)
Cire: You idiot! Now......
Me: I have the power of the ancients! I can defeat any living
being..... I AM THE HATRED!!!!!!!
Azala: Aw shit, the guy turned him into the next Zeromus.
Me: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! (eyes turn blood red) And I will
consume YOU (points at Golbez)
Golbez: NOOOO!!!! Get away from me, monster!
Me: Fool!
FuSoYa: It's no use, use the crystal!
Golbez: Right! (uses the crystal)
Me: Yeah right, buddy! (reduces Golbez to a single speck of dust)
Ahhh... life energy...
Azala: I'd better warn the others...(leaves)
Cire: No! Don't leave me here to die!
Azala: Fine, but you owe me. (releases Cire)
Me: Now it's your turn, come into my light! (points at reader)
Reader: NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Me: Tasty reader. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!
Azala: Everyone, GET OUT OF HERE!!!!!
Me: Now I will take my place as king of the Moogle Borgs!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!
* * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *
Cire: Well, we're in deep horse .... now.
Kain: Let me get this straight. Without his Dark Essence, Eric
became a maniac?
Azala: An Archfiend.
Magus: That means he will soon mutate into the most evil being he
can comprehend.
Cire: Wonderful.
Azala: Looks like you're our new Dark Knight.
Cire: ME!?! Really!?!
Kain: His "older brother" is the bad guy now, so I guess you're
the hero now.
Cire: Man, I really am starting to like this story again.
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Mog: WE ARE THE MOOGLE BORG!! RESISTANCE IS FUTILE, YOU WILL BE
ASSIMULATED!!!! KUPOPO!!!
Me (now a cross between a Moogle and a Balrog): I am the Archfiend
Eric! The lord of all Chaos! You will be devoured whole!
Mog: A duel then!
Me: I want your army...for my conquest!
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TO BE CONTINUED
Final
Fantasy Meets Lost World: Part 5
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