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The Chocobo War, Part 4
Due to an undocumented problem, the DLE was slain, and the band was forced to carry on without him....
Nick: Y'know, just out of respect, we should pay Eric's rent.
All: SHUT UP!!!!!
The chocobos' castle leers over them. The walls are sagging and crumbling, and there isn't a chocobo in sight.
Cecil: What happened to them all?
Kain: I guess they all left.
Kaitlin: So what do we do?
Edgar (just walking up): Heh, can't do nuthin' without me!
Azala: Hey, it's the king without his castle.
Edgar: Oh, shut up.
Rydia: So what are you doing, still alive?
Edgar: (suddenly getting love flashes) I, umm...uh....was...
tes...yeah...testing...this...device...umm...yeah.
Rydia: Oh really? (walks a little closer)
Edgar: dmnkly... (faints)
Kaitlin: Next time we go on an adventure, Rydia, don't wear the
see-through dress.
Rydia: Good idea.
Azala: (shaking Edgar) Hey, loverboy! Wake up, dammit!
Edgar: *unnn*
Schala: Gee, and I always thought Azala's bad breath was enough to knock somebody out, not the opposite...
Rydia: So what's this idea of yours?
Edgar: Well, you see...well...umm...
Rydia: Will you quit staring at me there!?! (summons a dragon and fries Edgar)
Edgar: Oww...Anyway, I think I've got a time device. I bought it
off this guy with a punk hairdo.
Rydia: Oh *really*? (starts advancing towards Edgar again)
Azala: Rydia, are you enjoying yourself?
Rydia: What? Oh. (walks away)
Azala: Anyway, lemme see this time device. (grabs it from Edgar)
Hmm...I've seen these before. (opens a gate)
Cecil: Nice touch.
They charge in.
The Chocobo War, Part 5
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