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The Chocobo War, Part 6
While everyone lies awake in bed thinking in horror about what has befallen our heroes, we decide to raise the suspense by putting in a meanwhile story...
Back in the world of the dead...
The DLE's apartment...
Me: Okay, time to collect my mail. (plugs in phone cord and
connects) WHAT!?! NO MAIL!?! *sigh* (disconnects)
The phone suddenly rings.
Me: I really wish they didn't install that *66... Hello?
Chris: Can I come over?
Me: No, I hafta run a few errands today.
Chris: Matt told me about an FAQ for (some game), can you get it?
Me: (sighs) Do I look like a delivery service to you? I'll look
for it, but that's it.
Chris: Okay, bye. (hangs up)
Five minutes later...
Phone: RIIIING!!!
Me: Hello?
Chris: You got that FAQ yet?
Me: No.
Chris: Well get it! (hangs up)
Phone: RIIING!!! (This having happened every five minutes for the last five hours)
Me: (picks up) Chris, I'm dead. Let me be already!
Chris: You got that FAQ yet?
Me: NO!!!!!
Chris: Can I come over?
Me: AUUUGH!!!!!!!!
So I tie up the line until about 3 AM... Disconnect, and...
Phone: RIIIING!!!!
Me: Hello?
Chris: Can I come over?
Me: Chris, It's three in the morning. GO TO BED!!!!!!!
Chris: Okay, bye!
So I go over to afterlife telecomunications and tell them to
disconnect me from the world of the living. Relieved that I can
get some peace, I go to bed. The next day I check my mail to
find...
5000 messages...
All dated five minutes after the last one...
All reading from Chris Marshall...
"Hi, Eric! I got an Internet account. Can I come over?"
Me:
No...NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Neighbor: Hey, will you shut up? You're killing the romance in
here!
Neighbor's girl: Hey, I know that guy, I was gonna marry him once.
Me: Oh crap...Zeal...ARRGH!!!!! And I thought death was gonna get me away from stress. ARRRGH!!!
A message to suicidal teens...
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TO BE CONTINUED
The DLE's adventures in the world of the living-impaired
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