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THE CONCLUSION OF THE CHOCOBO WAR!!!!
Cyan watches the evil army charge across the plain...
His soldiers remain anxious...waiting for the order...
The army reaches the castle walls...the men clear their throats...
Cyan waves his sword down. "LAUNCH!!" he shouts.
And Doma Castle begins to rise miraculously into the air... It
soars above the army...
and lands...
SQUISH!!!!!!!!!!
Mog: MY ARMY!!! THEY CRUSHED THE VILLAGE PEOPLE!!!
Power Rangers: Don't worry, we'll handle it. WE NEED ULTRA MEGA
POWER WHATEVER ZORD POWER NOW!!!!
Some stupid puppets come out of the ground.
Doma Sentry: Oh no!
From across the sky: WE GOT IT!!!
The great Tyrano skull bursts through the ground, revealing the
former Figaro Castle. But it continues to rise...and rise...and
rise...and the whole castle is revealed!
Lizar General: Ready.... FIRE!!!!
The skull shoots a ton of a clear liquid at the Zords...
Power Rangers: ACID!! OUR ZORDS ARE GETTING EATEN ALIVE!!!
AIIEEEE!!!!!!!!
Barney: Oh no! Umm....
Mog: Sing, dammit!
Barney: Oh, all right. I love you... You love...huh? UWAAA!!!!
T-Rex: *BURP*
Mog: No...My wonderful plan...ruined...totally...to no end...
NOOOO!!!!!!!!! THAT IS IT!!! I've had it with being beaten every
f*cking time I make war. (pushes a button on his head) SELF
DESTRUCT ENGAGED!!!!!!!!!! (and he runs to the Tyrano Castle)
Lizar: Oh no you don't.
The castle sinks back down into the ground, and Mog runs into the
remaining zombie Moogle Borgs.
KA-BOOOOOOOOMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The continent gets blown away (yes, the whole continent, from
Jidoor to Mobliz) but everyone seems to survive...
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Meanwhile...
At the chocobo castle, the sight of the ground breaking up is
horrifying. But what about our heroes?
Bio: Ha! (pins Kain down) Take that!
Nick: We're all gonna die!!!!!!
Nasir: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!
Nobutsu Uemetsu bursts through the door.
Nobutsu: Sir! The chocobos are revolting!
Nasir: What? But how?
Nobutsu: They had it plan...AUUUGH!!!! (gets pulled down and
pecked to death by the chocobos)
The chocobos flood into the room and start to peck everyone.
Nasir's screams are heard through the sky.
Kaitlin: Let's get outta here!
So Kaitlin, Rydia, Kain, Cecil, Nick, and Schala speed back to the
courtyard, where they see a huge pile of feathers.
Rydia: What's in those feathers?
Cecil: Forget it! C'mon! The ground's breaking up!
Parts of the castle start sinking into a field of ocean, which is
ever growing.
Rydia: (spots something at the feather pile) LOOK!!!
Azala's head pops out, coughing.
Azala: That's the last time we use one of YOUR bombs!
Edgar: (pushing his head out of the pile) Hey, they worked!
Kain: They're alive!
They group helps them out of the pile.
Azala: What's with the ground?
Rydia: We don't know.
Edgar: This place is gonna be an ocean in ten seconds!!!!
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SPLASH!
Azala: I hope you can swim!
Schala: Look! A boat!
They swim towards it and climb on. They watch helplessly as the
rest of the northern continent crumbles into the sea...
Nick: We did it!
Azala: You didn't do nuthin'!
Edgar: Knock it off, you two. We need to find out if anyone else
survived this catacylism.
Kain: Agreed.
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TO BE CONTINUED!
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