The Emperor Knows Best

Jo:Have you ever seen advertisements for "Learning to Love Yourself" seminars? If there is one person in existence who DOESN'T need one, it's Hotohori.

Hotohori: Don't hate me because I'm beautiful...

Jo: YOU SEE WHAT I HAVE TO PUT UP WITH???

Hoto: Are you daring to insinuate that my presence is less than a great honor?

Jo: No! I thought I had stated it quite clearly!

Hoto: *sniffs in disdain* No one else has ever been so base as to complain..

Jo:*snorts* That's just because you're quick with a sword.

Hoto:*The Diety Sword flashes to his hand* AM NOT!!!

Jo: *looks at him pointedly, one eyebrow quirking a bit higher than the other* Oh?

Hoto:*Blush* *sheathes the blade*

M: *voice comes from far away* Hoto-chaaaaaaan!! Quit tormenting Jo! Your children are calling for their daddy!!

Hoto: *face lights up* Coming, dearheart! *skips away*

Jo:*shakes head sadly* Men.

  1. What should be "his" song? (enclose lyrics, it can't be from any of the character CD's)

  2. Was his Bandit Groupie drunk, or merely victim of Excellent Taste?

  3. What scene involving him made you cry, if any?

  4. If he were one of the Village People, which would he be?

  5. Who would you love to see him casually disembowell?

  6. Does he have an innie or outie belly button?

  7. What kind of pajamas would he wear?

  8. Why was he stooping to a level where he was throwing himself at Miaka??? ((M: Because he really loves me!!

    Jo: Quiet! This is my page!

    M: But he's MY territory!*grabs Hotohori and clutches him to her*

    Hoto: *his face is buried in M's bosom* Mmmmph..))

  9. On a scale of 1-10, how adorable was he in the manga teddy-bear picture?

  10. If he lived in modern times, what would be his career?



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