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by: Pipian
Pipian soon returned back to the headquarters early in the morning. He saw Tiki in the living room.
"What are you doing up?" Pipian asked.
"I was about to ask you the same thing." replied Tiki.
"Well I just returned with some stuff from Bill's. Turns out I have a Porygon stuck on my computer."
"Ah. I'm... um... well... hacking into the Police mainframe to see what info they're withholding from us..."
"Hmm... You know my computer's hooked up to the net, and I think it may be faster than yours, despite that its a good 1-2 years old..."
"Thanks for the offer."
"I've got to go get my Porygon off it. See ya!"
"OK."
Pipian wandered back to his room and plugged the Pokemon transfer unit into the serial port of his computer and turned it on. He installed the transferring software and began the transfer. After a few minutes, Windows the Porygon had been transferred into an empty pokeball.
"Ah! Good!" said Pipian as he picked up the ball.
Pipian then began to set the the computer and the transfer unit to be configured to his Pokedex and sent all but 6 of his pokemon into it. Luckily, He could now transfer pokemon at a moment's notice between the computer and his pokeballs, so that he could still battle with his Jynx if a battle required it and he didn't have it. He could, because the transfer system included a pokemon remote transfer unit.
Pipian then released Windows.
"Porygo..." it said before its image faded and turned into a blue, flat surface. It read:
PORYGON has performed an illegal operation in SPEECH.CFG in section 81A3:111E
Error 13: Speech center error.
"DANGIT!" said Pipian.
re: By Tiki
Tiki walked into Pipian's room to find him fiddiling with a Porygon, "What's goin on?" Tiki asked.
"My stupid Porygon can't talk, something wrong with his speech program," Pipian replied jamming an electrical port into Windows' mouth hooking it up to the computer.
"Here let me see that," Tiki said. He sat down at the comp and searched through the program files for awhile, eventually found the problem and typed in a few bars of program, he then pressed enter and the data was transferred to Windows, "There, Windows speak." Tiki sorta commanded.
"Porygon, gon, Pory.." he said.
"See all better," Tiki said.
A message appeared on Windows reading "Windows has performed an illegal function, it will be shut down, click ok" it had a little ok button. Tiki looked at Pipian, they nodded at each other and Pipian pushed the button..... Windows then proceeded to blow up, and faint.
"SON OF A BITCH!!!!!!" Tiki said, "Well at least it's unconcious, now let's get back to hacking," Tiki said, wiping of the profusive amounts of ash on him, as he sat down at Pipian's computer.
re: by Marco262
Darian entered the room just soon enough to see Tiki and Pipian covered in ash.
"Ummm, did I miss something?" he said, sweatdropping.
"My Porygon is malfunctioning. We're trying to fix it."
That's great, but don't you think you should put out the rug first?" The two computer geniuses looked down to see the flames on the floor licking at their shoes.
"AHHH!!!!" they both screamed. Pipian's shirt caught on fire and Tiki and Darian grabbed a potted plant. They threw the dirt on Pipian, effectively putting out the fire at the same time. Darian looked at the charred rug lying under a layer of soil.
"I'll get the vacuum. Oh, and if you guys need any help with the programming, I've had a few computer classes."
re: by syke6888 L
"Hey guys what's....oh never mind." The three boys whirled aroound and saw John in the doorway. "I see Windows is still futzed up."
"You used to own him?" asked Darian.
"No, but I tried to help Bill fix his problems once. We wound up exactly the same way Tiki and Pipian are now." He motioned to the ash-covered Tiki and Pipian.
"Did you ever get him to work?"
"Yes, like this." John walked over to the Porygon and kicked it.
"Porrrryyy!" Windows was back online and ready to battle. The others facefaulted.
"Hmmph. That was too easy." As if on cue, Windows shut down again. John facefaulted.
"Maybe I should try," said Darian. He walked over to Windows and started inputting some new programming.Soon, Windows was back up. "Well, he's working fine now, but if a Pokémon gets a good hit to his head, he'll shut down regardless of remaining health."
"Thanks Darian." replied Pipian. John looked over to Tiki.
"Find any more info on our current case?"
re: by Pipian
On the other side of the room, Pipian said, "I don't need other people to help me with programming this Porygon. I do have *uggh* this..." said Pipian as he lifted the heavy Porygon Programming guide on top of the table.
Pipian then opened the book to the index and began to look at the very small fine print in it.
"What are you looking for?" asked Darian.
"Oh, I'm looking for the fly subroutine."
"Ah."
Pipian found the fly subroutine and flipped to the page for it, p. 1332.
"Ah. Here it is."
Pipian looked at the page, and it was filled with hundreds of lines of code. The subroutine stretched on for over 40 pages...
"Looks like programming this'll take some time..."
"Oh."
re: by Tiki
John looked over to see the ashen colored Tiki already back on the comp, "Well I just installed my hacking programs and defense mechanisims into Pipian's computer. Now I need to see what happens when I try and run them." Tiki set to it, as everyone huddled around.
As the hours dregged on of trying new things and failing, one by one the members of PODA driffted of to sleep, half standing half lurched over. At about nine o'clock Jamie walked in with two cups of coffee she gave one to Tiki, "Good (yawn) morning.. what are you (yawn, stretch) doing?" Jamie asked sounding as interested as she could this early pre-coffee.
"Trying to hack into the police HQ computers, thanx." Tiki said taking the coffee, "But it's not working," Tiki became silent quickly looking over to the slumbering Windows, "WAIT A SECOND!" Tiki said. He walked over to Windows, shook it awake, then inserted the upload cord into Windows mouth. Then he took a nearby baseball bat, and smacked Windows good and hard in the head. Before Windows could malfunction Tiki uploaded him into the police computer.
"Alright," He said, as the police security systems malfunctioned, "I gotta hurry before they discover Windows," Tiki typed quickly and eventually found a file entiitled "Psychic Burning of Church," he double-clicked on it, and then immediatlly printed. Then right before Windows was discovered, he downloaded Windows back out of the computer. Windows came out, as the document was finishing printing, and as Tiki was exciting the HQ. Then Windows exploded again, waking everyone up, "DAMN..." Tiki said, "But I got the document."
re: by Marco262
Everyone stood up quickly, some putting out fires, some trying to get ash and dust out of all the apertures. "This is great," Darian said, spitting out vast amounts of ash from his mouth, looking very much like a Squirtle using Water Gun. "Now I wish I didn't sleep with my mouth open.
"Guys! I got the police report!" Tiki said. Everyone crowded around, eager to see what it said.
re: by Anonymous
Tiki read aloud to the others. "Psychic Burning of Church... classified case... extreme levels of psychic energy... that's IT?!?"
Everyone leaned over his shoulder, trying to catch something Tiki may have missed.
A small caption at the bottom caught Jamie's attention. "Hey, it says that the major details are on microfiche in the police basement. Looks like we'll have to get down there for some hands-on investigation..."
"In the meantime," said Darien, "let's clean up this mess." Pipian handed everyone a broom, and they all started to sweep up Windows' expelled ashes.
Jamie set down her broom and went towards the door. "You guys keep cleaning up, I have some business to take care of around here."
"Looks like Mewtwo strikes back," mumbled John.
Jamie retaliated by smacking him over the head with a baseball bat. "Don't you worry your bruised little head," and she headed towards her room to retrieve her Pokémon.
TBC?
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