Coming Attractions! For those of you who go to the movies just to watch the previews, here's a handful of blurbs on the latest Kiwi plots I'm working on. Harrass me long enough, and they might even get done.
The Comic Challenge! Oh, no! A bunch of Bob Kiwi comics have lost their dialogue! It's up to the fans to save these scenes from silent movie infamy while Jennies searches for the original audio tracks.
Of Mice and Meetings. The minutes from my meetings with Bob Kiwi & Co. THIS is why my plots are so wacked-out, scattered, or left half-finished for large periods of time. Just short bits of fluff to stave off you raging hordes of why-haven't-you-updated lunatics.
Bob Kiwi: Private Eye Someone has killed Bobetta's butler, Rhett. Investigating the crime, our heroes soon discover they've stumbled onto something much more dangerous than any of them imagined, as the usual suspects start dropping off one by one...
Car 54, Where Are You? Ever wonder how Ferdia and Squeaks got partnered together? What a day in their lives is like? Read on, find out.
Debt of Honor There are elements at work in this series that are seldom felt until they suddenly rise up to the surface, confuse the heck out of people, and dive back down. This comic brought to you by Manic Boredom and the Sledgehammer of Subtlety (tm).
Foo-Foo Fighters. Bob Kiwi & Co. act out a version of Little Bunny Foo-Foo. There are those of you out there that did not believe I was going to do this. Stand up and be corrected.
Kiwis in Space The empress of espionage, Galaxia Kiwi, has stolen a valuable doohicky from SpaceFleet and is trying to get it to her employers. But when she stops at a local planet & hires a few pirates for a diversion, her pursuers stumble across someone they'd thought long dead....
Midnight in the Garden of Cute and Evil Bobetta has invited Bob and friends up for a weekend at her dear departed great-uncle's estate, since it's ever so much more fun to admire your inheritance in front of others. Surrounded by miles of pristine mountain wilderness, the estate is infinitely impressive. Gardens, forests, fountains, a palacial mansion - this place has everything. Including a dark, dangerous secret...
Once Upon a Midnight Dreary A short quasi-mystery fic, set before-kiwi and pounded out in an attempt to cure writer's block. Everyone's favorite coward (Ferdie) and Squeaks investigate some unexplained happenings late one night. Is the da Birdie residence haunted?
Open Season The Invisible Ducks return to Earth to learn what became of D'Gal in the aftermath of Kiwis in Space. Pinpointing the downed yacht's location, Drake infiltrates the city - and that's when things start to go wrong. D'Gal's alive, Drake's missing, and the ship's computer is knocked out by a malicious bit of code. Left with no other alternatives, Mallard sends away teams to the surface. After all, how difficult can it be to find two ducks in New York City?
The Search For Cuteness A new gizmo of Newt's alerts an alien race in need to Beak's presence. Quick to help, our heros soon find themselves at the mercy of the Java Empire! (Oh, yes, and everyone's favorite Invisible Duck drops by San Viano to visit.)
Secrets Galaxia Kiwi chats up the reader in this rather short monologue. A handful of character insights and revelations, but mostly an anti-writer's-block fic.
The Good, the Bad, and the Chibi Celestial Boredom triggers an adventure unlike any other, as our heroes are reverted to grade-schoolers! A short and lighthearted banter fic.
The Wayward Adventurer Alright, Lita fanatics, here you go - a piece told entirely by Lita. Essentially a recap on her life to date. Hints at storylines to be developed at a later date, but essentially just another one-shot, anti-writer's-block fic.
Twelve Hours Another pointless bit of Lita-centric drivel. One day my creativity demons decided to play hooky, and roped Lita into babysitting a cameraman so it looked like the demons were pulling their weight. Or maybe it's just character development.
The Ecology of Kiwis. Everything you never knew about kiwis or were afraid to ask. The condensed version of my ecology term paper, which I got a 95% on, so it's pretty accurate. Bob isn't mentioned, but it's still interesting. Did you know kiwis have poisoned toenails?
Bob Kiwi & Co. at MacWorld Expo. A collection of short comics and random images of Bob Kiwi & friends and Macintosh computers at the annual Mac Expo. (An Apple a day, keeps Windows away...)
The Phantom Menace: Waiting in Line to See Star Wars Just a short comic about the mile-long lines for Ep. I and how Bob Kiwi & Co. dealt with them.
Allergy Season A short one-pager with a villain, a jar of Benadryl, and a bit too much lighter fluid. Very little plot and no catchy title, but it's funny.
Bluster Iiwi lets us in on the truth behind one of the more interesting quirks of birds - flying backwards. Currently located on tripod b/c Geostupids is having problems uploading.
Cape Fearsome Danger Kiwi is called upon to save the innocent - or is he? Just a quick snippet that took *much* too long to get up here.
Custom Tags Beak receives a message from the Great BaNAna in a Mal-Wart, but isn't sure why.
Kiwi Tech Support A short one-page comic featuring Bob Kiwi & Co. hard at work as computer technicians. (Evidently Ferdia and Squeaks are moonlighting this and policework.) It's short, and it's got a heat-packin' keyboard.
The 42nd Olympiad Quick comic comparison between the daily lives of everyone's favorite detectives and Olympic sports. The result of 12 hours of continuous Cell Biology cramming. (I will NEVER do that again...)
Twelve Days The cast hams it up in a comic take-off on the Twelve Days of Christmas. Happy Holidays!
The Vault (Version 1.0) An archive of old kiwi (and even older Ferdie) comics. Click on, if you dare...
Hey, how many of the in-jokes are you catching? Check the In-Joke List for all the in-jokes and their explantations.
- Jennies