I started with the head Scout, Sailor Moon. Now, without a doubt, Sailor Moon is my least favorite Scout of the whole crew. Don't get me wrong, I'd nail her somethin' fierce, but it hurt me not one bit to eliminate her from the top of the rankings. Next, I took a look at Sailor Venus. Now, some pictures of Sailor Venus are fuckin' hot as shit. But, when I looked at her in relation with the other remaining Scouts, she just couldn't compare. Plus, she just appeared to be like one of those chicks who wouldn't talk to me in high school. So, Sailor Venus was labelled number four (by the way, this rating is only for the five original Scouts...but more on that later).
So, that left me with three Scouts: Sailor Mercury, Sailor Mars, and Sailor Jupiter. Now, the decision making process got incredibly hard. How could I choose between such fine snatch? I knew I had reached the part of the elimnation that was gonna haunt me for life. So, instead of just complaining about it, I made the attempt to single out my favorite.
I looked at Sailor Mercury first. She, hands down, has the best ass, and the best body of all of the Sailor Scouts. Plus, she has blue hair. That is definitely a plus in her corner. She was so innocent and pretty. I wanted to whip it out and start beating it right there. Unable to make a decision on her ranking, I promised to come back later, so I moved on to Sailor Mars.
Moving on to Sailor Mars didn't help much. She, without a doubt has the biggest and nicest tits of all of the Sailor Scouts. All of a sudden, my head was filled with images of me titty fuckin' this cartoon. On top of that, she was quite pretty, and had wonderfully flowing black hair, the perfect length to just drape over her shoulders and seductively cover her breasts while she would ride you. At this point I said to myself, "How am I ever going to find my favorite?" I began to lose hope, and moved on to Sailor Jupiter.
Now, when I had finally reached Sailor Jupiter, I had not selected the one two or three slots yet. I was stuck in a hole. But, when I looked at Jupiter, I knew I had my true love. She was like Mario in Super Mario 2. Second best at everything, and being second best at everything meant that you had the best of all worlds. She had the ass, the tits, the body, and most of all, she had her own amazing trait: She had the most beautiful green eyes. They were like two big bright emeralds (my birth stone) placed perfectly on her face. They were mesmerizing. There were things that I wanted to do with her that are illegal in the state of Pennsylvania (a little joke. For those who don't know, Missionary is the only legal position in Pa). I knew at that moment that I was in love.
So, I had found my favorite. The ranking turned out as such:
5) Sailor Moon
4) Sailor Venus
2)(TIE)Sailor Mercury/Sailor Mars
1)Sailor Jupiter
So, I was set. Sailor Jupiter was my favorite. Of course, my little world of rating the Sailor Scouts came crashing down when I found out about the new additions: Sailor Uranus, Sailor Neptune, Sailor Saturn, and Sailor Pluto, not to mention the Starfighters (or what ever the hell they're called). I should have figured that they'd go and add more. All seven of the new additions are fuckin' fresh, but I have decided not to add them into the ratings, because I'm lazy and am happy wih my love for Sailor Jupiter. Damn, I'd love to fuck the living shit out of her.