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In the not too distant future,
next Sunday A.D.
There was a guy named Joel
not too different from you or me
He worked at Gizmonics Institute
just another face in a red jump suit
He did a good job cleaning up the place
but his bosses didn't like him so they so they shot him into space
We'll send him cheesy movies
The worst we can find La La La
He'll have to sit and watch them all
while we monitor his mind La La La
Now keep in mind Joel can't control
where the movies begin or end La La La
becuse he used those special parts
to build his robot friends
Robot roll call...
Cambot
Gypsy
Tom Servo
Croooow
If you're wondering how he eats and breathes
and other science facts La La La
Just repeat to yourself it's just a show
I should really just relax...
FOR MYSTERY SCIENCE THEATER 3000