In the not too distant future
way down in Deep 13
Dr. Forrester and T.V.'s Frank
were hatchng an evil scheme
They hired a temp by the name of Mike
just a regular Joe they didn't like
Their experiment needed a good test case
so he conked him on the noggan and he shot him into space
(get me down!)
We'll send him cheesy movies
the worst we can find La La La
He'll have to sit and watch them all
while we monitor his mind La La La
Now keep in mind Mike can't control
where the movies begin or end La La La
He'll try to keep his sanity
with the help of his robot friends
Robot Roll Call
Cambot
Gypsy
Tom Servo
Crooooow
If your wondering how he eats and breathes
and other science facts La La La
Just repsat to yourself it's just a show
I should really just relax
For MYSTERY SCIENCE THEATER 3000!
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