In the not too distant future
Way down in deep 13
The evil Dr. Forrester
was hatching a nasty scheme
He hired a temp by the name of Mike
Just a regular joe he didn't like
His expirament needed a good test case
so he conked him on the noggan and he shot him into space
(get me down!)
I'll send him cheesy movies
the worst I can find La La La
He'll have to sit and watch them all
while I monitor his mind La La La
Now keep in mind Mike can't control
where the movies begin or end La La La
He'll try to keep his sanity
with the help of his robot friends
Robot Roll Call...
Cambot
Gypsy
Tom Servo
Croooow
If you're wondering how he eats and breathes
and other science facts La La La
Just repeat to your self it's just a show
I should really just relax
FOR MYSTERY SCIENCE THEATER 3000!
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