Aired:
1968-1969
Day & Time:
Saturdays @ 8:00 PM
The Impossible Mission
The only really funny part in this episode is the
opening, a clever parody of Mission:Impossible. Max and
99 go undercover as a musician and a dancer to prevent
the Leader from obliterating the human race. Trapped,
with seemingly no escape, Max tells 99 that he'd marry
her if they can escape. 99 then devises a plan and the
engagement is on.
Snoopy Smart vs. the Red Baron
KAOS has devised a new chemical that has wiped out the
entire potato crop of the U.S. While investigating in
Idaho, Max and 99 stop off at 99's mother to discuss
their engagement. There, they find Siegfried working as a
KAOS crop duster, about to destroy the entire vegatable
crop, even kumquats!
Closely Watched Planes
Max is assigned to protect a CONTROL courier, who
disappears during an airline flight. Max becomes the next
courier and 99 works as a flight attendant to discover
how KAOS is kidnapping the agents. The cockpit fight
scene is a classic.
The Secret of Sam Vittorio
Dying mobster Sam Vittorio will only reveal the
location of his hidden loot to his proteges, Connie and
Floyd, who look remarkably like Max and 99. Using their
appearance to its advantage, Max and 99 visit Sam, but
the real Connie and Floyd break jail and also show up at
Sam's bedside. I1ve always felt this to be one of
the weaker episodes.
Diamonds Are a Spy's Best Friend
While buying 99's engagement ring, Max stumbles
on a robbery and receives a huge diamond to keep it out
of the thieves hands. Returning to the jeweler, Max
follows clues to a bowling alley and The League of Bald
Men.
The Worst Best Man
As soon as Max asks someone to be his best man,
they get killed or severely injured by KAOS. The Chief
orders Max to make Hymie his best man, since Hymie is
indestructible. This falls right into KAOS's plans to
ruin Max's bachelor party. This is another episode that
has confused many trivia buffs. Though this episode
clearly has Hymie about to become best man, Hymie is not
in the wedding episode.
A Tale of Two Tails
Max is teaching tailing at spy school and
assigns two rookie agents to follow 99 as she picks up
wedding items. Unknown to Max, 99 is also on assignment
and is really picking up the Gaul Formula. She spots the
tails and believes them to be KAOS agents.
The Return of the Ancient Mariner
The Admiral returns to speak at a top secret
conference and also be Max's best man, since the Chief
sent Hymie out of the country. Another KAOS disguise
expert, the Chameleon, tries to kidnap the Admiral and
take his place at the conference.
With Love and Twitches
On the night before his wedding, Max meets with
Dr. Madre, who's escaped from KAOS with the plans to the
Melnick uranium mine. Dr. Madre has Max unknowingly drink
the map, which will appear as a map on his chest, but
only if Max remains standing for 48 hours. KAOS kidnaps
Max and Dr. Madre and Max must escape and remain standing
if he is to make it to his wedding and preserve the map.
The Laser Blazer
Max goes to a Hong Kong tailor to pick up a new
secret weapon, but returns with only a suit. Leaving the
suit for 99 to send to the cleaners, Max goes to the
Chief to tell him his mission was a failure. The Chief
reveals that the blazer is the weapon and it fires a
laser every time you put your hand in its pocker.
The Farkas Fracas
Max invites the Chief over for dinner, upsetting 99
because she has no dessert ready and the Chief loves
dessert. 99 borrows dessert from her nosy next-door
neighbor, Naomi Farkas, who is a KAOS spy and who poisons
the chocolate mousse. Tom Bosley and Alice Ghostley
appear as the Farkas' in an episode that is a favorite of
famed Sports Illustrated writer Tim Kurkjian.
Temporarily Out of CONTROL
Just before Max is to leave on his honeymoon, he
and the Chief are called to active duty in the Navy. When
the two new sailors need to leave the ship to capture a
spy, they can't convince the captain that they're spies
and they're sent to the brig.
Schwartz's Island
While sailing on their honeymoon, Max blows up
the boat, marooning them on a deserted island. The island
is an artificial island, built by KAOS and commanded by
Siegfried, contains a giant magnet that will lure the
U.S. Navy into a deathtrap. The island is supposedly
named Schwartz's island after the KAOS scientist who
built it, but it's really named that because it's the set
for Gilligan's Island, which was created by Sherwood
Schwartz.
One Nation Invisible
Max is visited by Dr. Canyon, who feeds Max her
new invisibility potion. Max uses his invisibility to
infiltrate KAOS HQ and steal the Finzburg papers, unaware
that his invisibility potion is wearing off.
Hurray for Hollywood
KAOS is using a new play to pass information on
to its agents. Max gets a role as a butler and 99 as Lady
Fannie, where Max takes hamming it up to new heights.
The Day They Raided the Knights
A computer orders 99 laid off when budget cuts
hit CONTROL. She goes to work at Knight's Stamp
Redemption Center, which is actually a KAOS front for
distributing its stereophonic pistols. The Chief and
Larabee disguise themselves as housewives to penetrate
the Center.
Tequila Mockingbird
CONTROL wants the Tequila Mockingbird and Max
and 99 are sent to Mira Loma to keep it out of KAOS'
clutches. Max poses as a bad doctor and 99 as a dancer
where they find an ax with a clue.
I Shot 86 Today
KAOS golfers have been somehow destroying U.S.
space centers, so Max and 99 take up golf. Max picks up
trick golf supplies from CONTROL and tries to keep an eye
on the golf pro, who is really a KAOS agent.
Absorb the Greek
The Chief takes up computer dating and is seeing
a gorgeous young woman. Ordered to follow the Chief by
the President, Max and 99 try to break up that romance
while convincing the Chief to date 99's mother.
To Sire, With Love Parts I and II
Max's resemblance to the King of Coronia is
needed as the King is endangered by Rupert of
Rathskeller. The two switch identities, but Rupert
discovers the switch and sends a trained tarantula to
kill Max. James Caan appears as Rupert.
Shock it to Me
Ex-dead scientist Dr. Zharko is bringing dead
KAOS agents back to life. Max and 99 hunt through caves
to find and stop Dr. Zharko, who is wonderfully
overplayed by Tom Poston, who many originally wanted to
play Maxwell Smart.
Leadside
Wheelchair bound mastermind Leadside is caught
in a robbery by Max and announces a three-part plan.
Phase one, he will escape from Max. Phase two, he will
destroy CONTROL. Phase three, he will kill Maxwell Smart.
After Leadside follows through on Phases One and Two, Max
holes up in his apartment.
Greer Window
Max gets shot in his buttocks and convalesces at
his apartment. From there, he can use binoculars to watch
99 in her undercover assignment at Greer Construction.
Helpless, Max sees 99 discovered and in trouble.
The Not-So-Great-Escape
CONTROL agents are being kidnapped at a record
pace, and when the Chief is kidnapped at the airport, Max
takes over CONTROL. He discovers that the agents are
being sent to Camp Gitchee Goommee Noonie Wa-Wa, a KAOS
P.O.W. camp in New Jersey. Max disguises himself as Major
Kessler and tries to break the agents out of the camp,
but his disguise is penetrated by Commadant Siegfried.
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