By Rob Morris
Hawkeye, Sherman and BJ stared in drunken anger at the hotel bill.
"Bardonaro!"
"Bardonaro!"
"Bardonaro!"
But BJ's fellow prankster was gone, having taken their jeep to leave Korea.
BJ started laughing. Pierce and Potter were puzzled.
"What're you laughing at?"
"Yeah, son. You got got---got worst of all of us!"
"Nah...Leo won't get far."
"What makes you so sure?"
BJ held up a jury-wrigged walkie talkie.
"Just...this!"
BJ pressed the transmit button. Moments later, an explosion was heard. Hunnicutt grinned.
"Oh, Leo---they are gonna be finding pieces of you in Peking!"
Going out to inspect his handiwork, BJ left his best friend and his CO staring dumbly at one another. Together, they simultaneously spoke the same phrase.
"We should have Radar call Sidney."