Do as she says ... not as she's done!
Being that I have dated my fair share of losers, let me tell the warning signs that your new boyfriend is a grade "A" dumpee.
20. He drinks KoolAid straight from the pitcher.
19. His mom still does all his laundry.
18. He keeps reminding you that you are so lucky to be with him ... then he belches.
17. Sitting on his couch you can spot three pair of his underwear.
16. He has told you he does his best thinking on the toilet. (Doing it is one thing. He doesn't need to tell you though!)
15. His idea of a romantic evening includes cheap beer and fresh made brownies.
14. He's looking forward to his high school reunion because he's finally nailed down that part-time job he's always dreamed of.
13. He has any entire television series on tape.
12. His role model is animated.
11. He doesn't like you to "use them big words" around him.
10. He's not aware that gravy isn't a food group.
09. His friends aren't even as bad as he is.
08. He still can't remember your name ... even though he had it made into a tattoo.
07. He subscribes to TeenBop magazine. For the posters of course!
06. He still hides Playboy under his bed.
05. He makes you walk at least three car lengths behind him so you don't absorb his "chic magnet" vibrations.
04. He is a member of any fanclub whose subject is or looks to be a girl under 18.
03. He's ever bought you a cheeseburger as a birthday present.
02. His dog hides from him when he eats chili.
and finally ...
01. He has ever told anyone "Oh, her? That's my sister".
Perhaps some of you have reached a wake up call ... now 
that loser!
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