ANIMANIACS FAN PURITY TEST (V2.2)
Introduction
Most of us here would probably call ourselves "Animaniacs fans". But how much
do you _really_ deserve that title? Animaniacs fans can range from the casual
fan, who might watch if there was nothing else to do, to the geek who knows
the words to every song, to the deranged psychopath who lives to dig through
Warner Bros. Studio garbage cans. This is the "official" alt.tv.animaniacs
test to determine how much Animaniacs rules your life. This test was mainly inspired by the
multitude of "purity tests" that are out there. Although most
"purity tests" tend to be of an explicit nature, this test is good clean fun
for the entire family.
To score sections 1 through 4, simply count the total of "yes" answers, and
add bonus points where indicated.
Most of the questions were written by Brendan Dunn (bdunn@cco.caltech.edu), so
complain to him. Oh, and just to cover myself, not everything on this list
is a *GOOD IDEA*. Some things might very well land you in a heap o' trouble
were you to attempt them just to score points on this test. Just remember,
there's a difference between being a true fan of the show, and a dangerous
lunatic with an Animaniacs fixation.
Now on with the test....
Section 1: Viewing Habits
1.1. Have you ever watched Animaniacs?
1.2. Do you watch it regularly?
1.3. Have you ever taped Animaniacs for future viewing?
1.4. Did you keep it the tape after watching it?
1.5. Do you have more than 10 episodes on tape?
1.6. Do you own more than 50 hours of taped Animaniacs shows?
1.7. Do you record reruns of Animaniacs shows you've already recorded?
1.8. Do you have EVERY Animaniacs episode on tape?
1.9. Have you ever copied your Animaniacs tapes for a friend?
1.10. ...for a teacher?
1.11. ...for a class you were teaching?
1.12. Do you have separate audio tapes of your favorite songs?
1.13. Do you have every song on audio tape?
1.14. Do you have the soundtrack from every show on tape?
1.15. Have you seen every episode broadcast in your area?
1.16. Have you seen EVERY episode?
1.17. Have you ever had a friend who lives somewhere else tape episodes not
seen in your area for you?
1.18. Have you ever taken a trip in order to see episodes you couldn't see at
home?
1.19. ...did you have to travel more than 100 miles?
1.20. ...more than 1000 miles?
1.21. ...more than 3000 miles?
1.22. Do you keep track of which episodes you have and haven't seen?
1.23. Have you taped every episode?
1.24. Do you keep track of which episodes you have and haven't taped?
1.25. Have you taped every commercial or promotion for Animaniacs, or at
least every one which contained any material not in the shows?
1.26. Have you taped every commercial featuring Animaniacs characters?
(E.g. the McDonald's Happy Meal ones)
1.27. ...and if so, can I get copies?
1.28. Did you keep two copies of Show #21 because you had to have a copy with
"The Flame" in its new position?
1.29. Did you redraw the title-card for "Meatballs or Consequences" with the
*real* title ("Death or Consequences") and edit it into your tapes?
1.30. Have you ever stopped a tape of _Smitten With Kittens_ and advanced it
frame-by-frame in order to read the flyer that hits Rita in the face?
1.31. ...do you still remember what that flier said?
1.32. Do you have a VCR reserved solely for recording Animaniacs?
1.33. Have you ever broken your VCR by watching Animaniacs?
1.34. ...so badly that the repair shop called and said they couldn't fix it?
1.35. Have you ever watched Animaniacs for more than 10 hours straight,
stopping only for potty emergencies?
1.36. Do you schedule your day around Animaniacs?
1.37. Have you ever skipped something you were supposed to do in order to
watch Animaniacs?
1.38. Did skipping this something have repercussions that haunted you for
more than a month?
1.39. ...was it worth it anyway?
1.40. Have you ever used Animaniacs as an excuse not to do something?
1.41. Have you ever watched more than 5 episodes within a 24 hour period?
1.42. Did you pause the tape for any reason other than needing to take a
break?
1.43. Have you attended an Animania event?
1.44. ...did you watch intently the entire time?
1.45. Have you seen "I'm Mad" in a theater?
1.46. Did you sneak in to watch it?
1.47. Did you pay for a ticket even though you weren't interested in seeing
"Thumbelina"?
1.48. Did you pay for a second ticket to bring a child to avoid
embarrassment?
1.49. Did you take a videocamera with you and tape it?
1.50. ...did you make copies for your friends?
1.51. ...for your local Fox affiliate?
1.52. ...did they broadcast it?
1.53. Is Animaniacs the only reason you have a television?
1.54. ...or have cable?
1.55. ...or have a satellite dish?
1.56. ...or a television station?
1.57. Would you watch the Animaniacs Channel?
1.58. ...constantly?
1.59. Do you watch Animaniacs with your friends?
1.60. ...with your spouse?
1.61. ...with your kids?
1.62. ...with people you met while watching Animaniacs?
1.63. ...with Animaniacs you met while watching people?
1.64. Have people in the room think you've lost it because you're laughing?
1.65. ...Did they leave?
1.66. ...Did they call for help?
1.67. ...Were you taken away?
1.68. ...Did you meet someone this way?
1.69. Have you been watching Animaniacs since it started on Fox?
1.70. ...Since the first videotapes were sent to the television stations?
1.71. ...Since preproduction began?
1.72. Do you want more episodes?
1.73. ...more than 200?
1.74. ...more than 2000?
1.75. ...Would you watch them all?
1.76. ...Would you pay for them to be made?
1.77. Do you take notes while watching Animaniacs?
1.78. ...Do you post them?
1.79. Have you ever reviewed Animaniacs?
1.80. ...for your own personal experience?
1.81. ...for a newspaper or newsletter?
1.82. ...for a magazine?
1.83. ...for Usenet?
1.84. Do you sing along with all the intro songs?
1.85. With all the in-story songs, too?
1.86. Do you recite the entire soundtrack of each show as you watch?
1.87. ...with sound effects?
1.88. Have you ever bestowed a kiss upon the TV screen when your favorite
character is on?
Section 2: Animaniacs Knowledge
2.1. Can you sing the entire theme song?
2.2. ...backwards?
2.3. ...in a language other than English?
2.4. ...in a language it's never been aired in?
2.5. ...in a language you invented?
2.6. Do you shout "OR" when you get to the "pay-or-play contracts" line?
2.7. Do you know every Variable Verse?
2.8. Can you sing at least two of the other intro songs?
2.9. ...in a language other than English?
2.10. ...in a language it's never been aired in?
2.11. ...in a language you invented?
2.12. Can you sing ALL of the intro songs?
2.13. ...even the Mr. Skullhead intro?
2.14. Did you remember the Mr. Skullhead intro before reading 2.13?
2.15. Do you call Buttons along with Mindy, and laugh when he falls into the
canyon?
2.16. ...do you know both versions of the Pinky and the Brain theme?
2.17. Can you sing a song from an episode?
2.18. Can you sing _Wakko's America_ without reading the lyrics?
2.19. Can you sing _Yakko's World_ without reading the lyrics?
2.20. Can you sing David Green's _Yakko's New World_ without reading the
lyrics?
2.21. Can you sing one of Wakkorotti's tunes without reading the lyrics?
2.22. ...do you think that's a Good Idea(TM)?
2.23. ...do they sound just like Wakkorotti?
2.24. Do you sing them in the shower?
2.25. ...in public?
2.26. ...in the public showers?
2.27. ...to your friends?
2.28. ...are they glad?
2.29. ...do they hang around you *only* to hear your next solo?
2.30. Can you sing ALL the songs from ALL the episodes?
2.31. Can you name any non-Warner characters?
2.32. Can you name all the regular characters?
2.33. Can you name all the characters that have been in more than one
episode?
2.34. Can you name all the characters that have ever appeared?
2.35. Is there an episode that you know the number of?
2.36. Do you know all the episode numbers, and which shorts are contained in
them
2.37. ...and which filler/wraparound is contained in them?
2.38. Do you consider me a weenie for equivocating on the filler/wraparound
terminology?
2.39. Do you consider me an unholy monster for even daring to mention the
word "filler" or "wraparound" (your choice)?
2.40. Do you refer to episodes/shorts by title, rather than description?
2.41. Do you know which episodes were originally aired out of numerical
order?
2.42. Do you know the first airdates of every episode?
2.43. Do you know ALL the airdates of every episode?
2.44. Can you name at least one voice actor from Animaniacs?
2.45. Can you name the voice actors for every regular character?
2.46. Can you name the voice actors for EVERY character?
2.47. Can you name someone other than a voice actor whose name appears in the
credits?
2.48. Can you name EVERY name that appears in the credits?
2.49. Can you name an animation studio that does animation for Animaniacs?
2.50. Can you name ALL the animation studios that do animation for
Animaniacs?
2.51. Can you recognize the animation studio that did any given short just by
watching?
2.52. ...in less than 10 seconds?
2.53. ...during a network commercial?
2.54. ...while scrambled?
2.55. Have you memorized a short?
2.56. Have you memorized ALL the shorts?
2.57. Can you perform them with a good impersonation of the voices?
2.58. Do you get all the references?
2.59. ...without reading the CRG?
2.60. Do you get "references" that aren't there?
2.61. ...do you attempt to explain these to others?
2.62. ...do they agree with you?
2.63. Have you ever noticed a continuity error?
2.64. ...did it annoy you?
2.65. ...did you lose sleep over it?
2.66. ...did you make up a really implausible justification of why it isn't
really a continuity error and fool yourself into believing it so that you
could get on with your life and not have to be institutionalized?
2.67. Do you keep lists of continuity errors?
2.68. ...and mail them to Warner Bros. demanding corrections?
2.69. Do you notice whenever a character is off-model?
2.70. ...do you make up justifications for it (cf. 2.53)?
2.71. Cannu redde WunnaPekke?
2.72. Cannu pekke hinna WunnaPekke?
2.73. ...Wille harro-nedde hodde peppu?
2.74. Diddu hinne-venna WunnaPekke?
2.75. Do you know Dot Warner's other name?
2.76. Do you know Dr. Scratchansniff's middle name?
2.77. Can you identify any show just from the voice-credits?
2.78. Can you identify every show just from the voice-credits?
2.79. Can you identify every show just from Kathryn Page's credit?
2.80. Can you identify every show just from the fillers/wraparounds?
2.81. Do you know the 5 words Pinky always says?
2.82. Are you pondering what I'm pondering?
2.83. Do you know Brain's answer to "What TV star is famous for saying:
'Bang! Zoom! Right in the kisser!'?"
2.84. Do you know what two things were... um... my fault for asking?
2.85. Do you secretly wish Buttons would just let Mindy wander off to be run
over by an oncoming garbage truck?
2.86. Have you ever come in the top ten of a session of the AQQ?
2.87. Have you ever come in first?
2.88. ...more than once?
2.89. Did you start the AQQ?
2.90. Have you ever run a session of the AQQ?
2.91. Have you ever won any Animaniacs trivia contests (other than the AQQ)?
2.92. ...for an episode you hadn't even seen yet?
2.93. Can you name Wakko's invention?
Section 3: Fan Activities
3.1. Have you ever written a parody of any Animaniacs song?
3.2. ...besides the theme song?
3.3. ...or any of the intro songs?
3.4. Have you ever written a parody of a non-Animaniacs song to make it about
Animaniacs?
3.5. Have you ever sung an Animaniacs song in public?
3.6. Have you ever sung one of your parodies in public?
3.7. Have you ever sung an Animaniacs song to try and impress someone?
3.8. ...well, were they impressed?
3.9. Do you quote Animaniacs in conversation?
3.10. ...more than once a day?
3.11. ...besides "Helloooo, nurse!" or "Goodnight, everybody!"?
3.12. Have you ever invented an Animaniacs "quote"?
3.13. ...obnoxious ones?
3.14. ...and gotten the actual voice actors to record them for you?
3.15. Have you ever said, "Boingy! Boingy! Boingy!" while walking in public?
3.16. Have you ever written a fan script?
3.17. ...did you make an audio recording of it?
3.18. ...did you animate it?
3.19. Have you ever written a fan script that only you would ever "get"?
3.20. Have you ever quoted a fan script?
3.21. ...was it yours?
3.22. Have you ever had your fan script quoted?
3.23. If not, did you quote it to the original author?
3.24. Do you quote Animaniacs to people who have never seen it?
3.25. Have you ever drawn Animaniacs-related fan art?
3.26. ...was it better than Freelance?
3.27. ...better than Akom?
3.28. ...better than Startoons?
3.29. ...better than Wang?
3.30. ...better than TMS?
3.31. Is it obvious to you why I named those animation companies in the order
I did?
3.32. Do you do Animaniacs voice impressions?
3.33. ...that actually sound like the characters intended?
3.34. ...on your answering machine's outgoing message?
3.35. ...when leaving a message in someone's voice mail?
3.36. ...while speaking with an operator?
3.37. ...during a job interview?
3.38. ...and get hired anyway?
3.39. ...and get hired BECAUSE of it?
3.40. Have you ever submitted something Animaniacs-related for a grade?
3.41. ...did you get higher than a B?
3.42. ...even though the grader had never heard of Animaniacs?
3.43. Have you ever been to a Warner Bros. Studio Store?
3.44. ...that's more than 150 miles from your house?
3.45. ...that's more than 1500 miles from your house?
3.46. Did you crack Animaniacs jokes while in the store?
3.47. Have you ever bought an Animaniacs related piece of merchandise?
3.48. ...before the store stocked it?
3.49. ...out of the box they shipped it in?
3.50. ...and quoted Animaniacs while doing it?
3.51. Have you ever spent more than $500 in a WBSS?
3.52. ...on something other than a cel?
3.53. Have you ever been asked to leave a WBSS?
3.54. ...did they have to call security on you?
3.55. ...did you use the words "fascist", "Nazi", or "hired goons" referring
to the security officers?
3.56. ...did you threaten to sue?
3.57. Have you ever gone into a Warner Studio Store with the express purpose
of stealing an Animaniacs tag (the one with the little bios of YW&D on it)
off a child-size shirt?
3.58. Have you ever imported Animaniacs merchandise from the US?
3.59. ...that cost as much in shipping as the actual product?
3.60. ...that you later discovered was available in your own country?
3.61. ...but you didn't care 'cos you got a package from the US?
3.62. ...that wouldn't actually work in your own country?
3.63. ...did you have to spend money to make it work?
3.64. ...more than $100?
3.65. ...more than $200?
3.66. ...more than $500?
3.67. Are you on the waiting list for the Warner Catalogue?
3.68. ...in more that one shop?
3.69. Are you on the VIP list for the Warner Shops?
3.70. Do you get recognized when you enter the Warner shops?
3.71. Do you get asked "do you have any new info on Animaniacs" by the people
at the WB stores?
3.72. ...when you say 'yes', does the sales staff listen intently?
3.73. ...does a small crowd gather to listen to the new info?
3.74. ...is an announcement made on the PA?
3.75. ...by you?
3.76. Have you ever talked about Animaniacs with a WBSS employee?
3.77. ...for more than 5 minutes?
3.78. ...30 minutes?
3.79. Did they get so tired of hearing you that they told you confidential
information just to make you go away?
3.80. Did you already know it?
3.81. ...did you tell them that?
3.82. Did you swap that information with a different WBSS employee for other
confidential information?
3.83. ...did you already know that, too?
3.84. Do you know more about Animaniacs than any WBSS employee?
3.85. ...do you realize that Will Bell is a WBSS employee?
3.86. Do you like beans?
3.87. Do you like George Wendt?
3.88. Do you eat beans during George Wendt movies?
3.89. Would you like to see a movie about George Wendt eating beans?
3.90. Do you like eating beans with George Wendt?
3.91. Were you waiting for those questions to pop up?
3.92. Would you have hunted me down and exacted revenge had those questions
not been included?
3.93. Have you ever been sued by Warner Bros.?
3.94. Have you ever attempted to psychoanalyze any of the characters?
3.95. ...did you submit the results to Warner Bros.?
3.96. Have you ever been to Burbank?
3.97. ...was it because of Animaniacs that you went?
3.98. ...did you take a picture of the WB lot water tower?
3.99. ...did you attempt to climb the water tower and look inside?
3.100. ...did you alter it in any way?
3.101. ...did you march outside the front gate of the studio with a "Free the
Warner Brothers and the Warner Sister" picket sign?
3.102. Will you use the results of this test to try to impress people?
3.103. Would the people you hang around with be impressed by your score on
this test?
3.104. Have you ever tried to improve your score on this test?
3.105. ...by adding questions which you can pass?
3.106. ...by memorizing long lists?
3.107. ...by spending lots of money?
3.108. ...as part of an elaborate plan to take a break?
3.109. Did you write this test?
3.110. ...as part of an elaborate plan to take over the world while everyone
is busy testing themselves?
3.111. Have you ever contributed a question to this test by sending your
suggestion to bdunn@cco.caltech.edu?
3.112. ...strictly for the bonus points?
3.113. ...was it added to the test?
3.114. ...more than one question?
3.115. ...More than 10?
3.116. ...More than 20?
3.117. ...got a little too much free time, do we?
3.118. 10 bonus points if it was considered too ridiculous to be included.
3.119. 100 bonus points if 3.107 applies, AND it was something that you'd
actually done.
3.120. Have you ever written a program to give this test via a computer?
3.121. Has this test made such an impact on your life that you feel compelled
to complain to bdunn@cco.caltech.edu about it?
3.122. ...don't you think a p-sychiatrist would be more able to help you
resolve your issues?
3.123. ...did you know that bdunn@cco.caltech.edu is not a licensed
p-sychiatrist?
3.124. ...did you know that Dr. Otto Scratchansniff is?
3.125. Have you ever mailed bdunn@cco.caltech.edu just to tell him that you
didn't take the test?
3.126. ...were you lying because you just didn't want to admit you'd gotten
the lowest recorded score ever?
3.127. ...because you didn't want to admit you'd gotten the highest
recorded score ever?
3.128. Have you ever mailed bdunn@cco.caltech.edu just to tell him to get a
life?
3.129. ...did you fully comprehend the irony of such a request?
3.130. ...would you consider doing so after reading this past series of
questions?
3.131. Have you ever been offended by a question on this test?
3.132. ...would you like to take a long walk off a short pier?
3.133. ...would you be interested in performing certain anatomically
impossible actions deemed unairable by the Fox censors?
3.134. Have you ever inspired other people to write questions about you?
3.135. Do you consider any of the characters to be your role model?
3.136. When faced with a difficult decision do you resolve it by thinking,
"What would do?"
3.137. 1 bonus point if the character you chose was Wakko, Pinky or Slappy.
3.138. 2 bonus points if the character you chose was Mr. Skullhead.
3.139. 3 bonus points if the character you chose was Chicken Boo.
3.140. Have you ever made a plan to take over the world?
3.141. ...did it work?
3.142. Ummmmmmm, what is...pie?
3.143. Have you ever gotten more than $500 in a series of questions referring
to the geek who knows the words to every song, to the geek who knows the words
"fascist", "Nazi", or "hired goons" referring to an unpleasant past incident
that is best left unmentioned?
3.144. Do you have any Animaniacs tattoos?
3.145. ...that aren't the temporary kind that come with the CD?
3.146. Have you ever modified Animaniacs merchandise to make it cooler (like
tie-dying your Warner Sibs Shield T-shirt (We'll sell that man some cookies
or die trying!))?
3.147. Have you ever made your own Animaniacs clothing or had someone else
make it for you?
3.148. Have you come up with good reasons for Animaniacs characters to be
holy or religious figures?
3.149. Do you hold any *serious* theological beliefs on the basis of or
directly supported by clips from Animaniacs?
3.150. Have you ever requested a piece of Animaniacs artwork from some sort
of artist?
3.151. Do you have any friends that work at Warner Bros.?
3.152. ...have you met them in person?
3.153. Do you own an Animaniacs Soundtrack?
3.154. Do you own both Animaniacs Soundtracks?
3.155. Did you know there were two soundtracks?
3.156. Are you amazed that I would even ask if there were two soundtracks?
3.157. Did you buy both the cassette and CD?
3.158. ...have you ever forced a captive audience of non-fans to listen to
it?
3.159. Have you purchased an Animaniacs videotape?
3.160. ...2 of them?
3.161. ...3 of them?
3.162. ...4 of them?
3.163. ...All of them?
3.164. Did you stand in line to buy them?
3.165. Before the store opened?
3.166. Overnight?
3.167. Did you yell obscenities when you were told they were out of "YOU WILL
BUY THIS TAPE"?
3.168. ...were you arrested?
3.169. Did you call the video store as soon as you heard that WB was planning
to release them?
3.170. Did you tell the video store manager about it *before* they received
the official flyer from WB?
3.171. Did you try to pre-order or reserve the tapes?
3.172. ...even though pre-booking wasn't available?
3.173. Did you ask them every week if the pre-booking numbers had come in?
3.174. Did they reserve them for you anyway?
3.175. Did they ask you to stop coming in and asking whether pre-booking
would be available
3.176. Have you ever been called by anyone at a WBSS?
3.177. Have you named one of your children the same as an Animaniacs
character?
3.178. ...Did your spouse understand?
3.179. ...Did your friends know this was bound to happen?
3.180. Have you legally changed your own name to be the same as an Animaniacs
character?
3.181. ...Did your spouse understand?
3.182. ...and change his/her name too?
3.183. Have you met Tress, Jess, or Rob?
3.184. ...More than once?
3.185. ...More than five times?
3.186. ...Did they know you already?
3.187. ...Did you become a groupie and tag along with the Animaniacs World
Tour?
3.188. ...Did they hire you afterwards?
3.189. Did you brag to Rob, Jess, and Tress that you had every episode on
tape?
3.190. Were they impressed?
3.191. Did you offered copies of your tapes to them because they hadn't taped
the episodes yet themselves?
3.192. Did they ask if you were on Internet?
3.193. ...without you giving them any hints that you were?
3.194. ...Did you admit it?
3.195. Have you ever taken a tour of Warner Bros. Animation?
3.196. ...Did you talk to anyone?
3.197. ...Did you notice any of your posts on the wall?
3.198. Have you ever appeared in an episode?
3.199. ...Did you know about it?
3.200. Did you ever apply for a job at Warner Bros.?
3.201. ...Did they hire you?
3.202. ...as soon as you walked in the door?
3.203. ...was this the job interview from 3.37?
3.204. Do you have an Animaniacs shrine?
3.205. ...Do your friends come to gawk?
3.206. ...Did they try to copy your idea?
3.207. Have you ever had an Animaniacs related dream?
3.208. ...that came true?
3.209. ...that you confused for real life?
3.210. ...that you wrote down and posted?
3.211. ...that you tried to analyze?
3.212. ...that involved Slappy trying to blow you up?
3.213. ...that was really just a normal dream but contained a Warner run-
through?
3.214. Wanna see me make bubbles with my spit?
3.215. Have you ever called Fox or Warner Bros.?
3.216. ...to tell them about how great Animaniacs is?
3.217. ...to get some inside information?
3.218. ...to get new episodes?
3.219. Do you have copies of the unreleased episodes?
3.220. ...Did someone owe you a favor?
3.221. ...Do they still owe you more?
3.222. Do you have an Animaniacs wardrobe?
3.223. ...Do you wear things from it exclusively?
3.224. Have you ever argued about the theme song lyrics?
3.225. ...Were you right?
3.226. ...Did you call the writer to clear things up?
3.227. Do you know why hot dogs come in packages of 10 and hot dog buns in
packages of 8?
3.228. Have you made an Animaniacs fan out of someone?
3.229. ...more than 5 people?
3.230. ...more than 10?
3.231. ...everyone you know?
3.232. ...everyone you encounter?
3.233. Are you annoyed that your favorite characters aren't mentioned in the
theme?
3.234. ...Have you tried to get someone to change this?
3.235. ...Did they try?
3.236. Have you ever requested an Animaniacs song on the radio?
3.237. ...Did it get played?
3.238. ...Did it become a popular song after?
3.239. Do you play Animaniacs songs while driving?
3.240. ...to work every day?
3.241. ...while traveling?
3.242. ...while cruising?
3.243. Have you ever gone to Wal-Mart just to look at Animaniacs fabric?
3.244. ...did you buy some?
3.245. ...did you make an article of clothing out of it?
3.246. ...did it turn out badly?
3.247. ...did you wear it anyway?
3.248. Have you ever gone to Wal-Mart just to score points on this test?
3.249. Have you ever invented an Animaniacs character?
3.250. Did you get all the McDonald's Happy Meal Animaniacs figures?
3.251. Did you not realize you could get the toys separately and order Happy
Meals for every one?
3.252. Did you realize you could get the toys separately but order Happy
Meals anyway just to get the Animaniacs boxes?
3.253. Did you cut out the Animaniacs logo from the wrappers and save them
all?
3.254. Did you ask for the Animaniacs display after McDonald's was done with
it?
3.255. If they said no, did you go through their trash to see if you could
find it anyway?
3.256. Did you get a job at McDonald's just so you snitch the display?
3.257. Have you ever re-enacted any Animaniacs short for your friends?
3.258. ...did you create props and puppets of the characters to help with the
re-enactment?
3.259. ...did you find that your use of puppets could never compare to Dr.
Scratchansniff's brilliant exegesis through Mr. Puppet-Head?
3.260. Have you ever dressed up as David Letterman, find an empty stage or
auditorium, write an entire "Late Show" script, get a friend to play Paul
Schaffer, and have Yakko on as a guest so you could show your friends "Yakko's
World" as the guest's 'movie clip'?
3.261. ...did any of your friends show up?
3.262. ...did you have any friends left by the time it was all over?
3.263. Did you watch "Yakko's World" in slow motion with an atlas and make
a detailed analysis of which countries were actually in the song?
3.264. Did you go buy the most recent Almanac you could find and make a list
of all the missing countries?
3.265. Did you rewrite the entire song to include EVERY country and take out
the non-countries?
3.266. Did you send the new song to WB for them to re-animate?
3.267. Did you animate the new version yourself?
7) Would you be a doll and hold that thought?
3.268. Do you have tapes of all the episodes with an index of where each show
is on tape?
3.269. Do you have a complete collection indexed by shows relevant to any
given topic?
3.270. ...do you use the index to illustrate points with clips from
Animaniacs when you have friends over to your house?
3.271. ...do you bring the tapes with you so can illustrate points at your
friend's houses?
3.272. Do you bring them everywhere so you can illustrate points no matter
where you go?
3.273. Do you deliberately start conversations that have relevant allusions
in Animaniacs just so you can show the clips?
3.274. Do you have a crush on any of the characters?
3.275. 1 bonus point if you have a crush on Dot.
3.276. 1 bonus point if you have a crush on Wakko.
3.277. 2 bonus points if you have a crush on Rita.
3.278. 2 bonus points if you have a crush on Yakko.
3.279. 3 bonus points if you have a crush on Slappy.
3.280. -1 bonus points if you have a crush on Minerva.
3.281. 10 bonus points if you have a crush on the Godpigeon.
3.282. Have you ever written WB to get the character's phone number?
3.283. ...did you call the character?
3.284. ...did you get a date?
3.285. 10 bonus points if you called Slappy for a date and the phone blew
up in your face, you yutz!
3.286. Did you ever write a fantasy script about you and the Animaniacal
object of your infatuation?
3.287. Did WB produce the story?
3.288. Did they use a caricature of you in the story?
3.289. Did you provide the voice?
3.290. Did you write questions 3.274-75, 3.277, 3.279, 3.280 and 3.282-90?
3.291. Do you have an obsession with cartoon characters above real people?
3.292. ...and do you refuse to seek professional help and get a real
girl/boyfriend?
3.293. ...would it be impossible for someone like you to get a real girl/boyfriend anyway?
3.294. Do you try to guess all the Bad Ideas?
3.295. Do you ever guess right? [Only counts the first time you see it!]
3.296. Do you always guess right?
3.297. Do you compose your own "Good Ideas, Bad Ideas"?
3.298. Did you write the really hilarious one that goes, "GOOD IDEA: Eating
raw vegetables. BAD IDEA: Eating raw sewage"?
3.299. Did you really think it was hilarious and not just say so to suck up
to Brendan Dunn so he'd add all your questions to the test so you could
beef up your score?
3.300. Have you ever quoted an "I think so Brain..." response?
3.301. Have you ever written your own "I think so Brain..." response?
3.302. Did you ever design a layout of your initials so that they'd fit in
the Warner Bros.'s shield?
3.303. Did you start watching every episode of TTA to check for writers,
characters, actors, etc. who crossed over to Animaniacs even though
you weren't really a Tiny Toons fan before?
3.304. Did you check out the names and dates of all the Buddy cartoons
mentioned in the anniversary special?
3.305. Did you get copies of the original Buddy cartoons to watch?
3.306. Do you have a flowered barrette or hairbow?
3.307. ...even though you're a 6' 4", 310 pound factory worker from Hoboken,
NJ?
3.308. ...a little hat with a long-stemmed flower?
3.309. ...a blue jersey?
3.310. ...a pair of brown slacks?
3.311. ...are they too long for you?
3.312. ...a red baseball cap?
3.313. ...did you cut ear holes in it?
3.314. Did it take you more than a month to find exactly the right one?
3.315. Did you search more than 5 malls/stores?
3.316. Did you tell anyone why?
3.317. Do you actually wear any of the above?
3.318. ...to school?
3.319. ...to work?
3.320. ...to bed?
3.321. ...all the time?
3.322. Do you spend time practicing your character voice/s or accent/s?
3.323. Have you ever given "Water Tower, Warner Bros. Studio, Burbank CA" as
your mailing address?
3.324. ...did the letters get to you?
3.325. Have you worked out a recipe for Walnut Fig Dough Surprise?
3.326. ...have you actually made some?
3.327. ...did you eat it?
3.328. ...would you ever do that again?
3.329. Have you ever used "Helloooooo, Nurse!" as a pick up line?
3.330. ...did it work?
3.331. Have you ever tried to choreograph "Schnitzelbank" for use as a group
activity?
3.332. Have you ever considered the Animaniacs theme song as a replacement
for the national anthem?
3.333. Four of a kind! I win!
3.334. Have you ever shouted out "...and the Warner Sister," when someone
said "Warner Brothers"?
3.335. ...at a WBSS?
3.336. ...when that someone is on TV?
3.337. ...in a crowded movie theater?
3.338. ...to someone who hasn't heard of Animaniacs?
3.339. ...even though you're a 6' 4", 310 pound factory worker from Hoboken,
NJ?
3.340. Have you ever emailed the broadcasters of Animaniacs?
3.341. Have you ever emailed a foreign broadcaster of Animaniacs?
3.342. Have you ever written to the broadcasters of Animaniacs?
3.343. ...did you get a reply?
3.344. ...by fax?
3.345. Have you ever had a fax sent to you by another Animaniacs fan 'cos
they thought you would be interested?
3.346. Are you highly annoyed that your score on this test implies you're
not much of a fan?
3.347. ...will you be losing sleep over this?
3.348. ...will you be losing your job over this?
3.349. ...will you be losing your lunch over this?
3.350. Do you keep anything Animaniacs-related from the newspaper, whether
it's an article or a picture of a sing-along video that's being advertisted
for $12.99 at Toys'R'Us?
3.351. Have you ever made your own Animaniacs dolls because you don't have a
WBSS where you live?
3.352. ...then go to a store a few weeks later and discover that they sell
Animaniacs dolls there?
3.353. Have you ever argued what species the Warners are?
3.354. ...were you right?
3.355. Have you ever looked for Acme Diet Walnut Soda at the grocery store?
3.356. ...did they have it?
3.357. ...did you make your own?
3.358. ...did you make your own, print up cans, and distribute it among your
unsuspecting friends?
3.359. ...did they die from poisoning?
3.360. Have you ever accused anyone who's never watched Animaniacs of being a
giant chicken?
3.361. ...did they think you were insane?
3.362. ...were you already insane[y]?
3.363. Have you ever driven the Alaska Highway?
3.364. ...just to say youOd gone from Warner, Alberta to Dot Lake, Alaska?
Section 4: Net Habits
4.1. Do you read alt.tv.animaniacs?
4.2. ...more than once a week?
4.3. ...more than once a day?
4.4. ...Have you read every article?
4.5. ...Did you print them out?
4.6. ...Is it part of your job?
4.7. ...They really pay you to do that?
4.8. ...Can I have your job?
4.9. Do you post to alt.tv.animaniacs?
4.10. ...more than once a week?
4.11. ...more than once a day?
4.12. Is your name immediately recognizable by all a.t.a readers?
4.13. Do you post informational documents to a.t.a? (NARF, CRG, etc.)
4.14. Have you ever posted an Animaniacs-related post to a group OTHER than a.t.a?
4.15. ...was it a group that otherwise would have NOTHING to do with
Animaniacs? (rec.arts.animation, alt.animation.warner-bros, etc. don't count)
4.16. Have you ever posted an Animaniacs screen grab?
4.17. ...were you the one who digitized it?
4.18. ...did you alter it in any way?
4.19. Have you ever posted an Animaniacs sound sample?
4.20. ...were you the one who digitized it?
4.21. ...did you alter it in any way?
4.22. Have you ever posted a fan script?
4.23. Have you ever posted on a.t.a to correct another's spelling, or quoting
of a line?
4.24. Are you an Answermaniac?
4.25. Have you ever accused anyone on a.t.a of being a giant chicken?
4.26. ...did they actually turn out to be one?
4.27. ...have you ever accused EVERYONE on a.t.a. of being giant chickens?
4.28. Have you ever posted confidential Warner Bros. information to a.t.a?
4.29. Have you ever been told to cancel an article of the type mentioned in
the previous question?
4.30. ...did you do it?
4.31. ...did you apologize and repost the canceled articles later?
4.32. Have you ever annoyed anyone on the group by writing a test and putting
in a series of questions referring to an unpleasant past incident that is best
left unmentioned?
4.33. Did you try to find out what this incident was because you just can't
live without knowing every Animaniacs anecdote there is to know?
4.34. Have you ever posted something Animaniacs-related that was longer than
300 lines?
4.35. ...and that wasn't something uuencoded?
4.36. Have you ever posted to tell everyone how much you love the show?
4.37. ...to tell everyone the show has been renewed?
4.38. ...to tell everyone you're going on vacation?
4.39. Have you ever seen mass unrest in alt.tv.animaniacs?
4.40. ...Was it because you posted something?
4.41. ...Was it because you forgot to post something?
4.42. ...Was it because you went on vacation?
4.43. ...Was it because you asked about "pay for play"?
4.44. Have you set up an FTP site, mail server, or BBS just for
Animaniacs?
4.45. Do you have an Animaniacs based character on a MUD/MUCK/MUSH?
4.46. ...Do you stay in character?
4.47. Is your account named after an Animaniacs character?
4.48. ...Have you been confused for the real thing?
4.49. ...Was it given to you without your asking?
4.50. Do you have over 1 MB of Animaniacs' sound samples on your computer?
4.51. ...more than 10 MB?
4.52. ...more than 100 MB?
4.53. ...more than 1GB?
4.54. Do you attach Animaniacs' sounds to System Events on your home
computer?
4.55. ...your computer at work?
4.56. Do you have a computer reserved solely for Animaniacs' sound samples?
4.57. Have you named a machine for an Animaniacs character?
4.58. Do you have the ASCII art of the Animaniacs logo?
4.59. Do you have a copy of the "Animaniacs Future Episode List"?
4.60. Do you subscribe to the Animaniacs Mail Server?
4.61. ...all the time?
4.62. Have you ever been removed from a computer lab for making Animaniacs
MooV's on the school's biggest computer?
4.63. ...did you sneak back in and finish it later?
4.64. ...did it turn out okay?
4.65. ...did you upload it to a FTP site?
4.66. Have you digitized either album?
4.67. ...both albums?
4.68. Do you have the Animaniacs Mega Lyric File?
4.69. ...have you memorized it?
4.70. Can you spell the name of the author of questions 1.88 and 3.350-62?
SCORING
Compute the number of "yes" answers you had for sections 1-4, and add any
bonus points. Now find the category you fit into:
0 Mr. Skullhead: Apparently taking this test was a BAD IDEA.
1-20 The Hip Hippos: You're too trendy for cartoons.
21-40 Chicken Boo: B'gark? You keep pecking the channel changer.
41-60 Buttons & Mindy: Your attention span is too short for Animaniacs.
61-80 Goodfeathers: Bada-bing! Another fan!
81-100 Runt: Definitely a good show, definitely.
101-120 Rita: It's almost as hip as you are.
121-140 Skippy: You watch it whenever your aunt is on.
141-160 Slappy: You watch it whenever _you're_ on.
161-180 Pinky: You have to be physically dragged away from the TV.
181-200 Brain: You need just a few more points to achieve world conquest.
201-220 Dot: You think you are related to the Warner Brothers.
221-240 Wakko: You think you _are_ a Warner Brother.
241-260 Yakko: You think you are a Warner Brother, and you have proof.
261+ You're not a Warner, but there's a good chance you're going to be
locked up for 65 years or so.
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