Full name: Homer Jay Simpson

Age: 36

Weight: Between 239 and 260 pounds.

Occupation: Worker Drone/safety inspector, Sector 7G, Springfield Nuclear Power Plant. (Holds plant record for most years worked at an entry-level position.)

Awards: The C. Montgomery Burns Award for Outstanding Achievement in the Field Of Excellence (After Burns found out Homer was sterile due to radiation exposure), Employee Of The Month at the Power Plant (after saving the plant from meltdown), Belching Contest winner, Grammy Award for “Outstanding Soul, Spoken Word, or Barbershop Album of the Year” for his work with the Be Sharps. High school reunion trophies for most weight gained, most hair lost, most improved odour, and person who travelled the least distance.

Favourite foods: Donuts (his favourite is Raspberry swirl with double glaze),Pork Rinds Light, Chippos, Krusty Burgers, pork chops, steak, bulk seafood, and honey roasted peanuts.

Favourite beverage: Duff Beer.

Surgeries: A triple bypass operation, resulting from his love of aforementioned foods.

Favourite pastime: Sitting on the couch while watching TV and drinking beer.

Favourite store: The Kwik-E-Mart.

Says: “D’oh!” when upset, “Mmmm...” when tempted.

Extracurricular: Mistaken for Bigfoot, Mascot for the Springfield Isotopes, Committed to a mental institution. Manager for country singer Lurleen Lumpkin. Proprietor of the Mr. Plow snow-plowing service. Member of the Be Sharps barbershop quartet. Went into space as a NASA astronaut. Charged with sexual harassment for pulling a Gummi Venus De Milo off a babysitter’s backside. Neighbour of former President George Bush. Cannonball target with travelling freak show at Hullabalooza. Unknowing assistant to super-terrorist Scorpio in his plot to take over the east coast. Climbed into the ring with the world heavyweight champ. Alcohol bootlegger during short-lived Springfield prohibition. Flirted with homophobia. Voice of the “Itchy and Scratchy” character, “Poochie”.

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