The following are Jasper quotes and scenes everyone seems to love...

"Damn fools! Drive Thru's not for a-parking."

"Help yourself, but stay above the equator!"

"I'm blind. Oh well, easy come, easy go."

"It's an old fashion hole diggin'. Bygar, it's been a while."

"Let's vote. My liver is failing."

"Not so fast ...I wanna court this fair young maiden."

"Slow down. The sidewalk's for regular walkin', not for fancy walkin'."

"Talking out of turn...that's a paddling. Looking out the window...that's a paddling. Staring at my sandals...that's a paddling. Paddling the school canoe...ooh, you better believe that's a paddling."

"Well, well ...If it isn't the tooth fairy."

"What's eating you, woman? Your personal ad said you wanted a man. Well, you got yourself a humdinger."

"You shot who in the what now?"