Daria Quotes

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Jake:"See those berries? That's our breakfast! See that stream? That's our drinking water!"
Daria:"See that skeleton? That's our future."
-From "The Teachings Of Don Jake."

Daria:"I can't shoot my own mother. Not with paint anyway."
-From "The Daria Hunter."

Jane:"He wanted you to watch your birth? That could scar you for life."
Daria:"The birth itself did that."
-From "Monster."

Willow:"You have a very old soul."
Daria:"It just looks mature for its age."
-From "That Was Then, This Is Dumb."

Quinn:"But you can't leave me here with those...those yuppies!"
Daria:"Yuppies Are From The 80's."
Quinn:"So what do you call those people with funny outfits who talk about peace and love and stuff?"
Daria:"Trekkies."
-From "That Was Then, This Is Dumb."

Brittany:"Come on! Let's play a word game!"
Jodie:"How about geography?"
Kevin:"Nah, you have to know stuff for that. How about Monopoly?"
Mack:"Monopoly's not a word game."
Kevin:"I know that. Can I be the Racing Car?"
-From "The Daria Hunter."

Mr. O'Neill:"You know what they say: A spoonfull of sugar helps the medicine go down!"
Jane:"Not if you're diabetic."
-From "Arts 'n' Crass."

Quinn: "Please? You're the only person I can trust to do this! I can tell by your eyes..."
Ronny: "Really?"
Quinn: "Yeah! They're so... sincere!"
Ronny: "Well..."
Quinn: "And your face, it's very... honest! You're so nice, and dependable, and-"
Ronny: "Nice? Sincere? You're never gonna go out with me, are you?"
Quinn: "No."
-From "Pinch Sitter."

Daria:"But if I babysat for you, then technically I'd be doing you a favor. And that simply cannot be."
-From "Pinch Sitter."

Jake:"Won't this camping trip be fun, Daria?"
Daria:"Yeah. Almost as fun as drowning."
-From "The Teachings Of Don Jake."

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