HOMER SIMPSON is by far the most popular character on the Simpsons.
He is the father of the Simpsons. They are by far the most loveable cartoon family on t.v.
Homer is not what you would call a playgirl model. He has only two hairs on his head.He is very fat, with a roly-poly stomach.
Homer has done more things than anyone can even dream of. Homer was the chosen one of the Stonecutters.
The Stonecutters is a world wide organization. They even have a cool theme song.
Want to hear it? Sorry, but I don't have the time to put that up yet.
Instead, just read the lyrics.
Perhaps his best episode, was when he flies in outer space.
Homer smuggles aboard a bag of potato chips, and well, they just take it from there.
As proven on the 137th anniversary episode, Homer gets more stupid every year.
And you know what? We love him for it!
Of course, he also has his catch Phrase which everyone loves. DOH!
Marge Simpson is the constantly nagging mother of the Simpsons.
Marge has an appearance that some people have said is only for the shock value.
She has blue hair that goes up in an afro about 3 or 4 feet above her head.
She keeps it blue by dying with "blue hair dye col. 52." She even had that hair color during high school flashbacks.
The only difference, was that then she wore her hair down.
Marge doesn't often crack jokes. Her humor comes mostly from her constant nagging.
It's just so horrible, you can't stop laughing.
Marge has been a home maker for most of her time, but she is a former police officer.
Marge worked for an episode on the Springfield Police Force, but left due to too much corruption.
Marge is not exactly a stable person either.She once had a nervous breakdown on a bridge.
She's ben arrested before, and has had to seek therapy due to her fear of flying.
Marge's catch phrase is a very annoying: NAGGGGGGGGGGGG!
Bart Simpson is the devilish son of the Simpsons.
Bart has become known as the spikey hair kid to some of the citizens in Springfield.
This kid gets into more trouble than Mike Tyson. Like the time he dropped a walkie-talkkie down a well.
He made the whole town believe that "Timmy O'Toole" was trapped down a well.
Bart got what was coming to him though. Eventually, he fell down the well trying to get his walkie-talkie back.
But, we're spending too much time with the negative. Bart has had his bad moments, but he can odten be very good.
For instance, Bart Has solved every problem Krusty the Clown has ever been in. He's saved him from jail.
Bart is also a very clever kid, who knows how to make money. He once owned his own casino in his tree house.
Bart has had many catch phrases over the years. Heck, they've even been on T-Shirts.
AYE CARUMBA! DON'T HAVE A COW MAN! and I DIDN'T DO IT! have become world famous.
Lisa Simpson is the musically inclined oldest daughter of the Simpsons.
Lisa, is a brilliant saxophonist. She plays like an adult, and she's just in gr. 2!
She seems to become more and more like her mom in every episode. Her nagging continues to grow.
Lisa is a vegetarian, and she ruined her daddy's barbecue, by tossing his prized pig away.
Lisa once held the title as Little Miss Springfield, by beating out Amber Dempsey.
Her title was taken away because on her application on the spot marked do not mark, Homer put O.K.
Lisa idolizes the great jazz musician Bleeding Gums Murphy.
Unfortunately, no one else liked him. LIsa and him had a pecial relationship, but then he died!
Lisa is a straight A student, and has no friends in Springfield. Kinda sad!
Lisa is one of the only ones in Springfield who doesn't have a catch phrase.
Maggie Simpson is the mute daughter of the Simpsons.
Well, that's not entirely true. She does speak. Her first word was Daddy.
The only problem is that that was her only word ever.
Infact, when they showed The Simpsons in the future, every time she tried to talk something would happen.
Homer just wishes she would shut-up for once!
Maggie is just two years old, but she already has an arch enemy.
It's the one eye browed kid across the street. I've got a feeling some bad stuff is going to go down!!!
Maggie was once the town hero. She shot Mr. Burns. (By accident???)
That fact alone is enough to make people stand up and cheer.
Maggie is constantly sucking on her pascifier.
It's kind of like a security blanket!
And of course, with the pascifier comes the constant SUCK, SUCK!
I guess that's her catch phrase.
Abraham Simpson is the old fuddy-duddy father of Homer.
Abraham lives in the Springfield Retirement Castle.
He was put there by his son and his family just to get hi out of their hair.
Grandpa spends a lot of his time complaining about things that shouldn't be.
He writes in to television stations about things that shouldn't be on t.v.
He gave his correspondance letters to his grand daughter Lisa.
Abraham has done some pretty cool things though.
He was in WWII, and was the commanding officer of "The Hell Fish"
The Hell Fish is a group of men from Springfield who were in the army.
He helped to steal a lot of pictures from a rich German's house.
Abraham is also a member of the Stonecutters. The same group his son was in.
In that same episode, we learn that he is the president of the Gay and Lesbian Alliance.
Abraham has had some love interests on the show also.
He has fallen in love with Marge's mother Jaqueline Bouvier,
and also with a lady he met in the nursing home.
Tragically, she died of a heart attack.
But Abe knows, that she died of a broken heart.
Abe also has to worry about DEEEEEAAAAATTTTTTHHHH!
He fears it stocking him at every corner.
Abe enjoys his naps. His catch phrase would probably have to be ZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!
Patty Bouvier: Marge's sister. Chain smoker.
Interesting Facts: Enjoys spending time with her pet Iguana Jug-Jug.
Works full time at the DMV with her sister.
Catch Phrase: NAGGGGGGGGGGGG!
Selma Bouvier: Marge's sister. Has been married three times by our count.
Interesting Facts: Already has long enough last name without adding Nahasappe Na--whatever.
Nearly killed by Sidehow Bob while watching McGyver.
Catch Phrase: NAGGGGGGGGGGGG!
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