BY SOLO
EPISODE 13
DAAS KAPITAL REVIVED
EPISODE THIRTEEN
Written by Solo
{Thirteen? Oh oh!
You just know that something bad is going to
happen to one of our heroes…..Ohhhhhhh
I'm scared. Maybe some one else
had better write this episode
tonight? No? Oh come on, I'm sure
someone else here could give
it a go? Jenny? Twinkle?? GG??? What do
you mean no way? Oh come
on…its not that scary. What do you mean, why
am I hiding under the desk if
it is not that scary? Come on peoples - I
can't write this all by myself
tonight…what was that noise…oh, I'm all
alone here and Paul, helpppppppppp……………………..
- Oh well, Here goes!!
- It was nice knowing you all!}
Well, we last left our reluctant
heroes they had initiated the reformat
program for the time machine
but to remove the Millennium bug from the
entire system they unfortunately
also had to initiate the reformat
program for the entire ship.
They now how 12
hours 46 minutes before they would have to shut down
the system for the changes to
be accepted.
Our heroes had quickly
pushed aside the idea of playing a game and
for the last fourteen minutes
the four had been struggling to come up
with something to do.
It was Tim who finally suggested that they fetch
Thulgore from his pit and get
him to drag the Time machine back into the
main living room. They
all agreed, so while Tim went to get the ugly
ogre, Solo sent Richard off
to find a very very long extension cord so
that they could plug the erstwhile
Time Machine into the Titanic II's
hard drive.
Unfortunately (?)
this left Solo and Paul alone for about an hour.
"He's lost!"
"Who? Tim
or Richard?" Solo asked from her position on the floor.
She was seated cross-legged,
leaning against the far wall. She watched
Paul pace the room…
"Both of them,
they're both losers." Paul muttered.
"Paul, be nice!"
Solo spoke quietly. Paul looked over at Solo and
glared. "I'm not scared."
She said and leaned her head back and closing
her eyes. It had been
such a long day! She held her breath…would Paul
try something?
Seconds later she
heard, and felt, a thump beside her.
She opened her
eyes. Paul was sitting next to her, his legs
outstretched, his head back
and his eyes closed.
"Do you like it
here?" He finally asked, after a few minutes of a
companionable silence.
Paul really was a different guy when he was not
around the other two.
"What do you mean
here? You mean on the Titanic?"
"No. Here.
1998."
"Oh…well, I suppose
so. I mean, I've never been any time else so I
don't know. It's not like
I've got much to keep me here." Solo
wondered where Paul was going
with this.
"Paul, where are
you going with this?" she asked.
Paul turned to
face her. He put his hand hesitantly on her arm.
"Well, I was thinking that maybe…"
"Here we are!"
Tim announced bounding through the door with Thulgore
close at his heels.
"Christ, what is
that?" Solo gasped standing abruptly. Paul's hand
dropped from where he had placed
it on her arm.
"Unbelievable timing
Ferguson!" Paul muttered but Solo didn't seem to
have heard him. She was
staring wild-eyed at Thulgore. Thulgore took
one look around the room, spotted
Solo and lumbered towards her.
"Solo, met Thulgore.
Thulgore, this is Solo."
Thulgore nodded
and grunted.
Solo whimpered.
Thulgore reached
out a giant hand and patted Solo on the head. He
then lowered his own head and
his giant nostrils slowly began to sniff
at her neck.
Thulgore grunted
again and said, "Girl!" as if it were some kind of
novelty…, which of course it
was and reached down, grabbed her by the
waist and picked her up.
"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!"
Solo cried as she was hoisted up near
Thulgore's disgustingly ugly
face.
Paul looked at
Tim in horror. "Ferguson, tell that giant walking
nostril hair to put Solo down."
"Ahhhhhhhhhh!"
the scream came from the doorway.
They all turned and…well Solo
couldn't turn as she was being held in a
vice-like giant grip but anyway…and
saw Richard standing at the door.
Around his neck and arms were
coils and coils or extension lead.
"Think ya got enough
Rich?" Paul asked sarcastically, breaking the
sudden silence.
"Bloody hell Tim,
you should have realised Thulgore would get
possessive once he found out
we had a girl here." Richard pointed out
dropping the extension cords
to the floor.
"All right, All
right…I'll fix it." Tim muttered and walked over to
Thulgore.
"You might want
to hurry Tim!" Solo gasped, "I'm kinda` running out
of air here." Her face
was slowly turning blue as Thulgore held her
tight.
"Thulgore, old
matey." Tim said patting Thulgore's leg. "Put her
down hey buddy? Whatya
want a girl for huh? They've got germs and they
winge a lot and they've always
claim they have a headache, come on
buddy, give her to me."
Thulgore clasped
the young woman closer to him and shook his head.
Paul stomped over. "Give
her to me monster breath!" he demanded.
But Thulgore stamped
his feet, grunted, turned and lumbered from the
room.
Solo squealed,
"Hey, watch were ya squeezing me mate!"
Tim looked at Paul,
Paul looked at Tim, and Richard looked at Tim.
"Bloody hell."
Tim muttered then they all turned and ran down the
corridor after Thulgore.
The timer on the clock continued to count down 10:44:56
Oh no!!!
Poor Solo…where
is Thulgore taking her and what is he going to do
with her once he gets there?
What are Tim, Paul
and Richard going to do once they catch up with
Thulgore?
Will Solo get out
of this one with her wits, her life and her
virginity in tact?
And what was Paul
going to say to her before they were so rudely
interrupted?
STAY TUNED…