BY SOLO
EPISODE 14
{Firstly the author
would like to make the following apologies for
the previous episode of DAAS
KAPITAL REVIVED…. where there were
apparently a few inconsistencies
between the times of the time machine's
countdowns…. Bindy read em again….!!!!
there is only one and I will
apologise for that. Solo makes
the remark what do we do for the next 12
hours it should be 13…..Right
that's it…no more apologies anyone wanting
anymore can go and get stuffed!!!}
When we last left
our heroes (gee and that's another thing….I really
do need to come up with something
a little more original than that for
an opening line…if anyone has
any ideas - email me!!)
Solo had been snatched
by Thulgore who had then run off with her to
who knows where - (hey I may
be the author but I am in the dark about
where this whole debacle of
a story is going just as much as you all
are!!)
Paul, Tim and Richard
took off after them but did they catch them???
Nup!
We rejoin Solo as
Thulgore was slowly putting her down. She looks
around.
Then she looked
up… oh great. The giant mutt has brought me to his
pit! I hope he isn't expecting
me o redecorate!
Thulgore sat down
on the other side of the pit, which wasn't all that
far away from where she was
standing - Jeez, poor Thulgore. It's not
very big down here…not very
roomy, she thought and fought the urge to
hold her nose.
Stinks too.
Thulgore licked
his lips and reached out a hand to pick Solo up
again.
"Hey, watch it
will ya?" she snapped. She didn't know whether the
giant ogre was planning to eat
her or kiss her and quite frankly she
couldn't begin to guess which
scared her more.
An enormous tongue
reached out and licked her shoulder, neck and
face. Sticky green saliva
dripped from her hair…Oh yuck!! Gross!!
{The author stops…absolutely
disgusted with what she has just
written. She realises
that she has to find out what is going to happen
to her, picks up her black fineliner
pen and continues….}
Solo shuddered,
Oh yuck, she thought…I'm going to be sick!
*****
Tim, Paul and Richard
huddled by the door leading to Thulgore's
basement pit. Paul had
a huge spray gun in his hand and an even huger
(huger?) anti-monster spray
can, strapped to his back.
Paul chuckled evilly…
"Just let me get close enough to him and
Thwack…" Paul accented this
by slapping his palm against his gun, "he's
dead!"
"Just make sure
you don't hit Solo." Richard reminded him quietly.
Richard also wore a giant spray
can on his back and carried a pressure
hose connected to it.
"You know, maybe
Thulgore has the right idea." Tim said. He too
wore a big spray can and carried
a bazooka-sized spray gun.
Paul and Richard
looked at him in horror.
"I mean, you guys
have to have noticed that Solo's pretty cute…I
mean, you have noticed haven't
you?"
Richard blushed
and turned away.
Paul scowled, "Don't
go getting any ideas Ferguson." He snapped.
"Too late!" Tim
replied and wiggled his eyebrows suggestively.
Paul slapped his
own forehead and groaned.
"Maybe we should leave her with
Thulgore?" Richard suggested.
All three boys
lifted their heads as a decidedly feminine and royally
pissed off scream rented the
air.
"Power em up gentlemen."
Tim said.
All three lads
flicked a very large toggle switch on the side of
their packs. A small sign
above each switch read 'POWER'
Three hums filled the air around
them, slowly the hums built in
crescendo until nearby windows
began to rattle and six ears began to
ache. The power sound
then dropped to a more acceptable intensity.
The three guys look from one
to the other.
"Let's bust us
an ogre and save the girl." Paul said.
"Bag's I get the
girl." They all said together.
A voice called
out from inside. "If you guys are going to come and
save me…you'd better hurry up
or there won't be too much of me left to
save!" Solo yelled.
"How'd she know
we were here?" Richard asked.
"Are you kidding?
We've spent practically the whole episode out here
boosting our own egos.
If we weren't planning to save her then the
focus of this story would have
shifted back to Solo by now and she would
have realised she was expected
to escape on her own." Tim explained
patiently to him.
Paul, fed up with
waiting, kicked in the door.
Tim and Richard
looked astonished at Paul's capabilities when
thoroughly pissed off, "for
a little tacker!"
"Wait a minute
Paul!" Richard warned…. "Listen!"
All three listened
hard.
"What Rich?
I can't hear a damn thing." Paul said angrily, lifting
the spray gun onto his shoulder.
"Exactly Paul."
Then Paul and Tim
realised what Richard was talking about. Solo's
screams had stopped. In
fact, nothing could be heard from Thulgore's
pit.
Richard looked
at Tim.
Tim looked at Paul.
Paul looked at
Richard.
They all shrugged
their shoulders and then stormed into the room.
What will they find?
Has Thulgore done
something to Solo??
Why are the guys
wasting time talking when why should be acting???
And if they do
rescue her, which one of the lads will get the
girl????
STAY TUNED…