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Comments from a JerkWhen I Rule the World |  |
I have come before you to tell you of all that is I. Be you farmer, peasant, rich man, poor man, sinner or saint, man or god. All shall fall before my worthy feet. And none shall come before me, be it in your mind, heart or eyes. Women shall think of me when they lie with their husband. And if they shall call a name in the heat of passion, that name shall be the name of me. All ye comely lasses will hold wish to be at my bedside and shall do so in the order of the number which you will receive at a later date. When you are called you shall ware something skimpy but not slutty. And when men talk of me they shall bow their head slightly and realize that they could never satisfy a woman like I could. And if you wish to marry a woman she shall be first brought to me so she can see how a real man does it. If you decide to role play during love making, the man must always play me, but he must first preface it by apologizing for not actually being as good as me. If you feel you need love making tips you can only get them by buying my book, How to Make Love like Me from Random House publishing. It’s not that expensive. You must of course bare in mind that even with the book, I am still better. I still keep some secrets just for me. Also I will be tough on crime and be good. Thank you very much.
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