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Signs You Are Completely, Totally, Utterly, and Hopelessly Addicted to Roundhouse Beyond All Hope

You know you are a Roundhouse addict when...

You walk around with a suckey sock dog on your hand, partcipating in conversations with it and demanding that all your friends give it attention as well.

You have in-depth discussions on the evolution of Ivan's hairstyle over four seasons.

You spontaneously make the patented Ivan Dudynsky roundhouse hand gesture at odd intervals.

Whenever someone says the word "round" you start singing "round and round and round and round and round and round..."

Whenever someone mentions sex, you respond with "SEX??!?!!?!? AAAAAAAAAAAAAGGHHHHH!!!"

You wear a baseball hat with a D on it.

A fly cannot walk six inches on your wall without stepping on the face of a Roundhouse cast member.

Instead of TV, lately, you've preferred to watch your friends through a cardboard frame.

Ivan's prancing makes you happier than any sketch ever could.

You eat mayonnaise with a spoon.

You try to convince your dad to get one of those motorized easy chairs.

You periodically add random substances whenever you say that things suck, i.e. "The fact that there are no Roundhouse reruns on Nickelodeon really sucks linoleum fuzz."

You have actually gone to stores and asked if they carry Stew Hoo, Mysol, Whities, Fat Dang Dawg Food, Serfs Detergent, or Boyfriend in a Bottle.

You catch a rerun of "In Living Color" on F/X and think: "Man, these guys ripped off Roundhouse."

You got really pissed off when they changed the font on the opening titles.

You wonder why Ivan doesn't go in the door with the rest of the cast.

You sing along to the groovy closing credits song.

Your curseword library includes the phrases "Oh, fish," "son of a sandwich," and "horse's patootie."

You've memorized the dance steps to every bumper sequence and can dance along with the closing credits at the very least.

You date only extremely graceful, clean-cut boys who favor hip-hop clothing.

Your alltime favorite song is "TV Head."

Nickelodeon has taken out a restraining order on you because of your attempts to convince them to bring back Roundhouse.

"It's so big it scares me" has myriad meanings for you.

You like to make the cute dad face.

You know what each cast member is wearing in every episode, and own reasonable facsimilies of a good portion of it.

You try to legally change your last name to "Anykid."

Your favorite dancer is John and your favorite singer is Ivan.

Whenever your classes end, you scream out "Reprise the theme song and roll the credits."

You create elaborate theories that Dumbkid is actually the most enlightened of them all, and what's more you can supply extensive proof.

You pull all-nighters; not to study, but to watch Roundhouse.

You watch Ivan talk with crackers in his mouth- backwards and in slow motion.

You can identify shows by their bumper music.

You've developed at least one conspiracy theory that a cast member is pregnant, a drug addict, physically involved with another cast member, or suffering from an eating disorder.

You've seen certain episodes of Roundhouse enough to decide that certain cast members are not wearing underwear in said episodes.

You contemplate getting a tattoo of the Ukranian symbol for peace and freedom.

You would fight anyone to the death if they were watching TV when RH was on. -Deb

You walk half a mile in the pouring rain to rent a movie that is rumored to have a cameo by a cast member.

You don't walk anymore you prance. -Ali (see Family episode!)

Every Halloween, you insist that you and your friends dress as a hip-hop totem pole and do funky hand gestures when people answer their doors. -Ali (see Family episode!)

You get irate whenever anyone else mentions their own conspiracy theories about the cast, even though you have plenty of your own.

You are up till 3 am surfing for those elusive lyrics to "Disaster Area"- and on a school night no less!

If the picture on your third-season tape jumps around so badly you can barely tell it's Roundhouse, you watch it anyway.

You start replaying your favorite episodes in your head during boring lectures.

You can never look at pillows the same way again (see the "New Baby" episode)

You break up with a boyfriend because you're saving yourself for Ivan.

When you finish your homework at night, you've been known to mutter "that's good enough."

You insist on dancing along with the end dance bumper even though it makes you look like a yak in heat when you do it. -Jacob

You know what every character wears in each episode. -Jacob

You contemplate naming your first son Ivan Dominic. -Jacob

You try to figure out who would win in a tag team fight with Ivan and Mark against the two Davids. -Jacob

You know exactly which episodes Ivan choreographed. -Jacob

You periodically lapse into a TV announcer voice in day-to-day conversation.

You've memorized the entire first season...staging, songs, script, dances, director, mistakes, breathing...HELP ME!!! -kay mac

You keep your Roundhouse tapes in a lock box in your dorm room in fear that someone might steal your tape collection. -Deb

When a new season starts, you call the police to inform them of the missing cast members. -Adge

The new cast members have to go through a probation period to really *earn* your love. -Adge

You make inticate plans to kill the Blonde chick so Crystal will be back on the show...and then realize you are watching the re-runs, so you burst into tears because you can't REALLY kill her! -Peanut

When Micki plays his [Ivan's] sister, you protest because she was his [Ivan's] love interest the week before. -Sprite

You watch an episode over and over just to memoerize one person's lines so the next time you watch it, you can make believe you're really that person! -Sprite

You develop a crush on James Raymond. -Sprite

You cried when they reprised the theme song and rolled the credits to the last episode. -Sprite

You watch to see if the clock on the stage right wagon ever moves. -Sprite

Your dog's name is Madison Ivan. -Katie

You take a picture with a total stranger that remotely looks like a cast member. -Jacob

You dream of someday getting the ULTIMATE Roundhouse souvenier, but it involves a burlap sack and kidnapping charges. -Jacob

Everytime you watch the third season episodes, you get to a point that you wonder why Micki and Amy never got into a really exciting cat fight. -Jacob

You and two of your friends talk simultaneously in "dude" and cruise on down to omlette on a stick. -Jacob

You wonder why your bus driver isn't wearing a traffic cone bra. -Jacob

You had to see a therapist to counsel you after the show was cancelled. -Jacob

You lie awake at night wondering what cereal Micki eats. -Jacob

You have several hundred web pages dedicated to your complete love and devotion to the blonde-haired angel-god he is. -Cowboy Quack

You bought a cockerspaniel and named it Mr. Anykid. -Boots (Laura)

You write threatening hate mail to the cast members of ALL THAT, just because they took over Roundhouse's SNICK time-slot. -Laura

When you begin talking to someone, you start by saying "This is just a reminder..." -Laura

You have your parents call you a different name each week. -Laura

Everytime you drive by a Red Lobster you sing "Dead lobster, for the deceased food lover in you." -Amy T.

Your answering machine begins with the clip 'Is this the psychic hotline? Yes it is, and I knew you'd call.' -Deb

When you and your brother both get the same hair cuts as a Roundhouse member ie. Ivan and Julene. -Miki

You go around asking complete strangers to "Pull your finger" -Miki

You've been blocked from the Nick e-mail addresses because you won't stop sending your scripts for the fifth season that you've written. -Sequel

You have seriously considered getting a tattoo of the RH emblem. -Jacob

When you know the words to every song by heart, and sing them at the top of your lungs while driving to school, church, work, etc... -Greta

You begin to write new script ideas for Roundhouse... Just in case Nickelodeon decides to end our suffering. -Greta

You went into Roundhouse Withdrawel when your husband's little brother hid your taped episodes for a week. -Leo and G W.

When you complain because your fiance' calls you in the middle of your favorite episode. -Natalia

You write a fan letter to Crystal, and after pages and pages of saying you wish she had never left the show, you finally mention her singing career -Leo and G W.

You rent those Snick videos just to watch the Roundhouse part. Then you bootleg them. -Vicki

You name your dog 'gus the sucky sock dog'. -Erikah

In the middle of an amusement park you put on the 'doofy dog' costume and proceed to get your friends to perform the song along with you, then ask for 30 bucks -Erikah

Your whoopie cushion now has 'whoopie - i'm next' written on it -Erikah

You buy about 10 boxes of Honey Nut Cheerios when it was advertised that a Roundhouse poster was included...even though you've never really liked Honey Nut Cheerios...and the poster was the same in each box... -Allyson

People you know who have never seen the show can now quote entire scenes of select episodes. -Jay J.

You look for fog everytime you dance. -Meredith

You made plans to visit or move to Australia when you found out that Nickelodeon still shows Roundhouse there. -Meredith

You spontaneously recite lines from Roundhouse (mine is- Dominic: Hey Stevie have you ever been afraid of a girl? Ivan: Yeah, I'm afraid of Marsha Trade. Dominic: Oh who's she? Ivan: She's the third-baseman for the YellowJackets. She cleated our catcher and he had to have stitches!! Dominic: Thanks, Stevie. Ivan: Get out of the way!!!!) -Jamie Lynn

When you actully know what everybody's talking about on the rest of this list -Moondoggie

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