Have you found Dutchy in every scene to the point of boredom? Have you seen every episode of Roundhouse till your eyes turned red? Are you wondering what two students at a women's college do on their Saturday nights? Are you afraid to play the Roundhouse Drinking game because you know watching the fourth season will result in severe alcohol poisoning?

Well, then, perhaps you need a new game. One night, in a fit of inspiration (or perhaps a fit of desperation) we came up with a great new way to Dutchyspot. Without further ado, The Triumvirate brings you...

Virtual Dutchyspotting!

Virtual Dutchyspotting, in a word, involves Altavista, quite possibly the greatest search engine on the planet. We ran all sorts of things through Altavista that night. Typing in various Ivan-related words resulted in a veritable windfall of interesting places to visit, but none were as fruitful as the simple term "Dutchy". Surprisingly enough, the word only produced one Newsies reference, but it did generate some 700-odd websites mentioning this word. Did you know, for example, that some guy named Greg has the nickname of "Dutchy" in a certain chat room? He hates the name though. I don't know why. He just does. Dutchy is not only a food line sponsored by Prince Charles, it's a record store in Montreal, a lake in Oregon, a race horse, a crusty bartender in a Cary Grant movie, a quilt pattern, and many, many other things.

Here are some links to other interesting Dutchy sites.

Dutchy's Hand Car Washing Station
The Dutchy Creek Trail
Guess what? There's even a Dutchy Web Ring! (unfortunately for us, this is for websites pertaining to Dutch culture and people. Otherwise, we'd be totally there)
Wonderous Acres (well, actually, we think any place with Dutchy would be pretty damn wonderous.)
The Mysterious Disappearance of Dutchy *Sob!* Where did he go?
Dutchy can also be found in Chapter 54 of Life on the Mississippi by Mark Twain. According to Samuel Langhorne Clemens, he has an incredible memory for scripture, but lacks the common sense to come out of the rain. So he drowns.
Dutchy is also apparently the mascot of European Soccer Tours
A fiction work featuring Dutchy and Clair! And strangely enough, WE didn't write it!
If you would like to do more Dutchyspotting, there's no better place to go than here

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