DISCLAIMER: This site is infamous for its overuse of the word "sexy." This particular portion explores the fact that we do, in fact, consider Ivan Dudynsky to be sexy. Sometimes the subject matter becomes a little questionable. Please be advised that this is all in fun. (Note to The Man if he happens to visit: if you want it taken off, tell us and consider it off.)

NEW!!!! Dress-Me-Up Dutchy is here! Go see it! Go now! Run, don't walk!!! GO GO GO!

Perhaps you'd like to take our Ivan Survey (tm) done in the inimitatable Triumvirate style? (Of course you would!)

Check out the survey results!or I'll soak ya. It's two pages of fun filled Ivan opinions now! New results will not be posted for a few days, sorry! But take the survey anyways, because I'll put them up just as soon as I can!

A game filled with heartpounding, footstomping ACTIONACTIONACTION!!! Virtual Dutchyspotting, located...here.

Check out the Signs you may be a Roundhouse Addict.

An interesting Newsies bit, linking it to another of the greatest films ever made, can be found here.

You might also wish to take a peek at DutchyToys(tm) brought to you by Spot, the Allison-third of The Triumvirate.

NEW!! Would you like to read some Dutchy poetry? Well, the poetry section has expanded and has a new home. Go read Ivan-inspired musings at Spot's Poetry Corner.

EVEN NEWER!! Ivan's been...borkified! (Gasp! Sigh!) To find out what happened to him, bork your way on over here.

NEWER STILL! From the creators of DutchyWeb, comes DutchyWords because you should never stop learning!

• Why doesn't Dutchy get to sing by himself? OK, we heard him. So he has bad pitch. So what? Why don't they let him sing anyway?
  
• Why is Dutchy always fully clothed?
  
• Why does Dutchy only have two lines (and not very good ones at that) in the whole damn movie?
• Where is Ivan when the Roundhouse cast goes through the door in the opening credits?
• Where does Ivan go when the whole cast comes together at the end of every show to "Reprise the themesong and roll the credits"? He always seems to be late.
  
• Is there more to life than Ivan Dudynsky? (No.)
  
• Do you have the copy of Newsies featuring the "special message" at the beginning? If so, have you ever noticed that although it is implicit, the word "drugs" is never mentioned? Conceivably, the bad guy could be offering just about anything in that briefcase. "I got what you need- clean socks! grapefruit! chocolate milk! rabid mice! Tickle Me Dutchy!" But nobody ever says anything about drugs. They're all in it together, but what, exactly, are they in? The world may never know.

If you have answers to these quandries, email us!

This is too silly! Take me back!