Week Seven
Ask Hook-Nose
Advice-Giver Extrordinaire
*Question*
Dear Hook-Nose,
Do you think Arcadian will go out with me? I am secretly in love with
her. My heart goes thump-thump-thump.
Especially when she flashes people
backstage at the play. Please give me advice, I'm going crazy. And she
has great legs!
--
Map-Boy
*Answer*
Map-Boy
Wow...this one is another matter that must be handled with extreme care.
First of all, I have inside sources that inform me that Arcadian is not the one flashing backstage, it is actually Dancing Girl!
Second, Arcadian has fallen in love...and sorry but it's not with you Directionally-Inclined Boy...
Third, her legs are hers and your are not on her "Able-To-Touch-Arky's-Leg-List". Sorry to break it to you like this.
So...
My conclusion is to forget about this infatuation with Arcadian and find another...Perhaps if you're still stuck on Arky, look for someone who's name starts with an A, this will help curb your desires...and look for someone who does not live in your town, then when you see them you can focus all your attention on them.
Hook-Nose
:c)
"Deal with it baby!"
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