DISCLAIMER: Callisto, The Destroyer of Nations, The Irritating Blonde Bard, and all other characters associated with Xena: Warrior Princess and/or Hercules: The Legendary Journeys are (c)copyright MCA/Universal and Renaissance Pictures. Absolutely no copyright infringement was intended in the writing of this fiction.

DISCLAIMER II: We recognize that the disclaimer statement lacks that certain Odd quality that you have all grown to expect from the Twins, but hey! It was late, we worked really hard to get all this stuff HTML'ed, and we hit a bump in creativity, alright. Geez.

DISCLAIMER III: Jeff wrote that.