BASEketball: the funniest movie YOU've never seen (god damn you!)

alright so its no secret that this movie,well..sorta bombed. which is something that i cannot wrap my brain around. i mean what's not to like about it? of course there is matt and trey..but there are also little bitches, nipple squirting, two men giving each other the tongue, and gratutious cheerleading for the boys. not to mention the fact that it is AFH (absolutely freakin' hilarious).

now me being me, i managed to score myself 5 shows of "BASEketball" before it left my little town. before you label me a psycho, please note the following: i get in free and i have a thing for matt stone....i think those reasons are justification enough...at least thats what i tell myself...

THE DILLY: so basically the plot of the movie centers around two guys joe "coop" cooper and doug "sir swish" remer (trey parker and matt stone) who very randomly come up with this new sport called baseketball that combines baseball and baseketball, but fortunatley for them doesnt require them to run around dribble or dunk or anything like that. when the rich billionare that that owns coop and remer's team, the beers, dies, coop gets the team but in order to keep it must win the denslow cup....

WHO'S IN IT: besides the aforementioned Stone and Parker, it has dian bacher as the third teammate on the beers and resident little bitch squeak, yasmine bleeth as coop's bi-atch and coordinator the the "dream come true foundation" for health challenged and survial impaired kids,jenny mccarthy as the rich billionaries widow (damn her-she gets to lick matt), ernest borgnine as the billionarie denslow, and some other guy, robert vaughn, who tries to scheme against coop and remer. with special appearences by matt and trey's ass, dingle and robert stack.

REVIEWS: here's some reviews of the movie...i'll be honest with you most weren't to favorable..but i am hooking you up the less offensive ones...fuck that siskel and ebert dude...

THE SOUNDTRACK: the soundtrack for the movie is good if you like ska and that sorta music...i guess anyway...here's who's on it..

  • Reel Big Fish- "take on me", "beer"
  • Nerf Herder- "don't hate me (because i'm beautiful)
  • Deep Blue Something- "tonight"
  • Supersuckers- "psyched out"
  • Plastiscene- "lemon yellow"
  • Soul Asylum- "i will still be laughing"
  • Cherry Poppin' Daddies- "jump in the line (shake shake senora)"
  • Louchie Lou and Michie One- "the honeymoon is over"
  • The Ernies- "motivate"
  • Goldfinger- "hopeless"
  • The Dickies- "nobody but me"
  • Smashmouth- "why can't we be friends?"

THE UM..KISS: alright, so if you have seen the movie you know what i am talking about..frankly kids i gotta give the boys big time props for doing..its about damn time we see boys giving each other a little tongue! chicks are doing it left and right..anyway...here's the inside sh*te..

LINKS: alright so i can't possibly begin to supply you with all your baseketball needs...so here is a list of links that don't suck ass that are worth checking out..