The Worst Simpsons Site Ever
"As far as anyone knows, we're a nice, normal family."
"Now it's time to say goodbye. Please get off my property until next year. I suggest you don't dawdle, the hounds will be released in ten minutes."
"Dear Lord, thank You for this microwave bounty, even though we don't deserve it. I mean ... our kids are uncontrollable hellions! Pardon my French ... but they act like savages! Did You see them at the picnic? Oh, of course You did ... You're everywhere, You're omnivorous."
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