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"If you want [a tattoo], you'll have to pay for it out of your own allowance!"
"Dasher, Dancer, Prancer, Nixon, ... Comet, Cupid, Donna Dixon."
"Aw come on, Dad. This could be the miracle that saves the Simpsons' Christmas. If TV has taught me anything, it's that miracles always happen to poor kids at Christmas. It happened to Tiny Tim, it happened to Charlie Brown, it happened to the Smurfs, and it's going to happen to us!"
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