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    Season 7
    Send your reviews to szyslak@worldnet.att.net. Be sure to read the guidelines on the Main Reviews Page.

    Scores:
    5     Classic
    4     Excellent
    3     Good
    2     Fair
    1     Poor
    0     Very Poor


    Radioactive Man (2F17)
    Milhouse becomes a child star.
    My Score: 1.5
    Average Score: No reviews submitted yet
    Who Shot Mr. Burns? (Part Two) (2F20)
    The thrilling conclusion: it was the baby.
    My Score: 3
    Average Score: No reviews submitted yet
    Home Sweet Home-Diddily-Dum-Doodily (3F01)
    The Simpson children are placed in a foster home -- the Flanders'.
    My Score: 4
    Average Score: No reviews submitted yet
    Bart Sells His Soul (3F02)
    ... and Milhouse trades it for pogs; Moe turns his seedy bar into a family restaurant.
    My Score: 4
    Average Score: No reviews submitted yet
    Lisa the Vegetarian (3F03)
    ... ruins Homer's barbecue.
    My Score: 3
    Average Score: No reviews submitted yet
    Treehouse of Horror VI (3F04)
    Billboards attack Springfield; Groundskeeper Willy haunts children in their dreams; Homer goes 3-D.
    My Score:
    • Attack of the 50-Foot Eyesores: 3
    • Nightmare on Evergreen Terrace: 4
    • Homer3: 4
    Average Score: No reviews submitted yet
    King-Size Homer (3F05)
    Homer gains 61 pounds to qualify for disability.
    My Score: 4
    Average Score: No reviews submitted yet
    Mother Simpson (3F06)
    Homer meets his long-lost mother.
    My Score: 4
    Average Score: No reviews submitted yet
    Marge Be Not Proud (3F07)
    Bart shoplifts a video game.
    My Score: 3
    Average Score: No reviews submitted yet
    Sideshow Bob's Last Gleaming (3F08)
    Sideshow Bob tries to destroy television.
    My Score: 2
    Average Score: No reviews submitted yet
    Two Bad Neighbors (3F09)
    George Bush moves across the street from the Simpsons.
    My Score: 2
    Average Score: No reviews submitted yet
    Team Homer (3F10)
    Homer organizes a bowling team; Bart and Lisa have to wear school uniforms.
    My Score: 2.5
    Average Score: No reviews submitted yet
    Scenes from the Class Struggle in Springfield (3F11)
    Marge tries to impress some country-club socialites.
    My Score: 3
    Average Score: No reviews submitted yet
    Bart the Fink (3F12)
    Krusty the Clown fakes his own death.
    My Score: 2
    Average Score: No reviews submitted yet
    Lisa the Iconoclast (3F13)
    Lisa discovers town hero Jebediah Springfield's dirty little secret.
    My Score: 2.5
    Average Score: No reviews submitted yet
    Homer the Smithers (3F14)
    Homer takes Waylon Smithers' place as Burns' assistant for a while.
    My Score: 3.5
    Average Score: No reviews submitted yet
    A Fish Called Selma (3F15)
    Selma marries Troy McClure. You may remember her from such weddings as Bouvier-Terwilliger and Bouvier-Hutz (?).
    My Score: 3
    Average Score: No reviews submitted yet
    The Day the Violence Died (3F16)
    Bart and Lisa are indirectly responsible for getting Itchy and Scratchy off the air. But can they bring them back? No.
    My Score: 3
    Average Score: No reviews submitted yet
    Bart On the Road (3F17)
    Bart, Milhouse, Nelson and Martin visit the Knoxville ... Wo  d s F ir?
    My Score: 3.5
    Average Score: No reviews submitted yet
    22 Short Films About Springfield (3F18)
    A series of vignettes about life in Springfield.
    My Score: 4.5
    Average Score: No reviews submitted yet
    Raging Abe Simpson and His Grumbling Grandson in: "The Curse of the Flying Hellfish" (3F19)
    Grampa relives his ludicrous war stories.
    My Score: 2
    Average Score: No reviews submitted yet
    Much Apu About Nothing (3F20)
    A ballot measure threatens Apu with deportation.
    My Score: 3
    Average Score: No reviews submitted yet
    Homerpalooza (3F21)
    Homer joins the Hullabalooza freak show.
    My Score: 3.5
    Average Score: No reviews submitted yet
    Summer of 4/2 (3F22)
    Lisa tries to change her image to make new friends.
    My Score: 5
    Average Score: No reviews submitted yet
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