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10 Reasons Why Mike Is Worthy of Carrie
(And You're Not!)





Michael William Horton, M. D.





Austin Reed


  1. Saving people is his job.
  2. He's the prince of the
    genetically perfect Horton clan,
    and Alice Horton is his grandmother.
  3. He looks great in a tuxedo.
  4. The red sports car is way
    too cool for words.
  5. He's a great kisser, and
    it only took the one to rock
    Carrie's world.
  6. He so noble and honorable,
    even when it's not in his best
    interests.
  7. Can we say "loyalty unlike any
    we've ever seen before"?
  8. He hasn't "gotten any" in
    four years.
  9. He hides that fabulous body
    under lab coats and scrubs.
  10. He's got Angels on his side!
    What more do you need?

  1. Injuring people is yours.
  2. You're the distillation of
    Kate "Rich Bitch" Roberts and
    Curtis "Molesters R Us" Reed.
  3. You just look plain silly.
  4. Can you say you have anything
    comparable?
  5. Ask Carrie, but I don't think
    she's had anything from you lately
    to compare it to.
  6. You don't happen to see when
    there are other people deserving
    of your attention besides Will.
  7. What? Too foreign an idea, or
    too many syllables for you?
  8. You've gotten so much and you
    don't even appreciate it.
  9. You leave nothing to be imagined
    and believe me, it's nothing special.
  10. You've got rabid fans who don't
    know when to cut their losses.


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