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Saving people is his job.
He's the prince of thegenetically perfect Horton clan,
 and Alice Horton is his grandmother.
He looks great in a tuxedo.
The red sports car is waytoo cool for words.
He's a great kisser, andit only took the one to rock
 Carrie's world.
He so noble and honorable,even when it's not in his best
 interests.
Can we say "loyalty unlike anywe've ever seen before"?
He hasn't "gotten any" infour years.
He hides that fabulous bodyunder lab coats and scrubs.
He's got Angels on his side!What more do you need?
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Injuring people is yours.
You're the distillation ofKate "Rich Bitch" Roberts and
 Curtis "Molesters R Us" Reed.
You just look plain silly.
Can you say you have anythingcomparable?
Ask Carrie, but I don't thinkshe's had anything from you lately
 to compare it to.
You don't happen to see whenthere are other people deserving
 of your attention besides Will.
What?  Too foreign an idea, ortoo many syllables for you?
You've gotten so much and youdon't even appreciate it.
You leave nothing to be imaginedand believe me, it's nothing special.
You've got rabid fans who don'tknow when to cut their losses.
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