Ever wonder why Carrie and Mike always have something to laugh about when they're together?
It's because they stop by and read the B&H, Inc. HUMOR!

August 23, 1998: Mike and Carrie Go to the Movies! Join Mike and Carrie as they escape into the crowded and yet secluded inner recesses of Salem's movie theater. While sharing a tub of popcorn, their fingers brush oh-so-innocently against each others, they share the same soda and they squabble good-naturedly over the last Milk Dud. The strangest thing is that with every new feature they take in, they start to notice that it can be directly related to Salem and its nutty inhabitants. . . Submissions welcome! Please contact at: sabrina_dunbar@hotmail.com

For the Week of August 30, 1998: Sabrina Gives 10 Reasons Why. . . Mike Is More Worthy Than Duh-Boy! Billie Reed and Brenda Walsh Could Be Twins!

Coming Attractions for 1999: Salem's Celebrity Death-Matches featuring: "Iron" Mike Horton and Aus-Duh "The Mazda" Reed! Carrie "Sherri-Baby" Brady and Sami "The Sham" Brady Franco "The Itallion Stallion" Kelly and "Lush-ious" Lucas Roberts And a very special feature: Ladies' Tag-Team Wrestling! Hortons VS. Reeds in a Match to the Underwear! Hope "Ain't No Dope" Williams & Laura "Da Horror" Horton Billie "The Vampy Tramp" Reed & Kate "Never Too Late" Roberts

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