The Rocky Horror Picture Show
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The Duh-Boy Reed Picture Show
Movie Plot: Brad and Janet, two normal and healthy kids, get trapped in a castle with maniacal scientist Dr. Frank, melanin-impoverished butler Riff-Raff, libidinous and loopy domestic Magenta, squeaky-voiced Eddie-groupie Columbia, and mentally-deficient muscle man Rocky.
Salem Plot: Mike and Carrie, two normal and healthy people, are trapped in a town with maniacal criminal Stefano, backbone-impoverished henchman Ivan, libidinous and loopy fortune-hunter Vivian, squeaky-voiced Bo-groupie Billie, and mentally-deficient muscleman Duh-Boy.
Stefano Dimera as Dr. Frank n' Furter
Mike Horton as Brad Majors
Carrie Brady Reed as Janet Weiss
Ivan Marais as Riff-Raff
Vivian Alamain Jones as Magenta
Billie Reed Brady as Columbia
Austin "Duh-Boy" Reed as Rocky Horror
Bo Brady as Eddie
Dr. Marlena Evans as Dr. Scott
Abe Carver as The Criminologist
Eric Brady as Ralph Hapschatt
Nicole Walker as Betty Munroe Hapschatt
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That Thing You Do!
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That Plot You Blew!
Movie Plot: Jimmy the Jerk (James Mattingly III) writes a sappy ballad which Fly Guy whips into an instant hit by souping up the tired backbeat and sending "That Thing You Do!" into the Billboard Top 100. The fey Faye pines for Jimmy's love, but Guy's always there for her.
Salem Plot: Jimmy the JERk (James E. Reilly) writes a sappy love triangle which Dr. Mike whips into an instant hit by souping up the tired situation and sends DOOL back into the Nielsen Ratings race. The wary Carrie pines for Duh-Boy's love, but Mike's always there for her.
Mike Horton as Guy Patterson
Carrie Brady as Faye Dolan
John Black as Mr. White
Austin "Duh-Boy" Reed as James "Jimmy" Mattingly III
Lucas Roberts Horton as Lenny
Will Brady-Roberts as T. B. Player
Stefano Dimera as Sol Siler
Abe Carver as Del Paxton
Lexie Carver as Marguerite
Jack Devereaux as Chad
Ali McIntyre as Tina
Craig Wesley as the Dentist
Bill Horton as Mr. Patterson
Laura Horton as Mrs. Patterson
Jennifer Horton as Darlene Patterson
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Grease
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Cease!
Movie Plot: Good girl Sandy wants to win the affections of dashing Danny Zucco while holding her own against tougher-than-thou Rizzo and the rest of the cool Rydell High crowd.
Salem Plot: Good girl Carrie will be wanting to win the affections of dashing Mike Horton while holding her own against bitchier-than-thou Sami and the rest of the crazy Salem crowd.
Mike Horton as Danny
Carrie Brady as Sandy
Franco Kelly as Kenickie
Sami Brady as Rizzo
Lucas Roberts as Sonny
Nicole Walker as Marty
Jack Devereaux as Doody
Jennifer Horton as Frenchy
Eric Brady as Putzie
Taylor Walker as Jan
Craig Wesley as Leo, the Lead Scorpion
Nancy Wesley as Cha-Cha
Austin "Duh-Boy" Reed as Tom
Alice Horton as Miss McGee
Maggie Horton as Blanche
Mickey Horton as Coach Calhoun
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Grease 2
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Cease 2!
Movie Plot: New boy Michael falls hard for cool girl Stephanie, who inspires him to get a motorcycle and challenge Johnny for the title of main Rydell High stud.
Salem Plot: Newly-cast Mike falls hard for sweet girl Carrie, who inspires him to get a sports car and challenge Duh-Boy for the title of main DOOL stud.
Mike Horton as Michael
Carrie Brady as Stephanie
Austin "Duh-Boy" Reed as Johnny
Sami Brady as Paulette
Jack Devereaux as Goose
Jennifer Horton as Rhonda
Eric Brady as Louis
Nicole Walker as Sharon
Lucas Roberts as Davey
Taylor Walker as Dolores
Craig Wesley as Leo, the Lead Cycle Lord
Billie Reed as Sorority Girl #1
Hope Williams as Sorority Girl #2
Bo Brady as Brad
Alice Horton as Miss McGee
Maggie Horton as Blanche
Mickey Horton as Coach Calhoun
Marlena Evans as Miss Mason
John Black as Mr. Stuart
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Titanic
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Stef's-Panic
Movie Plot: Rose falls for the wrong man and begins an illicit affair that her mother does not approve of, set against the backdrop of the sinking of the Titanic, which came up against an iceberg and lost.
Salem Plot: Carrie falls for the wrong man and (hopefully) will begin an illicit affair which her mother-in-law will not approve of, set against the sinking of Stef's-Panic, who will come up against Sami Brady and lose.
Mike Horton as Jack Dawson
Carrie Brady as Rose DeWitt Bukater
Austin "Duh-Boy" Reed as Cal Hockney
Kate Roberts as Mrs. DeWitt Bukater
Alice Horton as Molly Brown
Franco Kelly as Fabrizio
Eric Brady as Sean
Stefano Dimera as the Titanic
Sami Brady as the Iceberg
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Dirty Dancing
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Flirty Romancing
Movie Plot: Baby Houseman, young an inexperienced in the ways of true love, falls hard for sexy instructor Johnny Castle who introduces her to "dirty dancing" while vacationing in the Catskill Mountains.
Salem Plot: Carrie Brady, young and inexperienced in the ways of true love, will fall hard for sexy doctor Mike Horton who introduces her to "flirty romancing" while living in Salem, USA.
Carrie Brady as Baby Houseman
Mike Horton as Johnny Castle
Nicole Walker as Penny
Roman Brady as Jake Houseman
Marlena Evans as Marge Houseman
Sami Brady as Lisa Houseman
Lucas Roberts as Neil
Austin "Duh-Boy" Reed as Robby
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The Princess Bride
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The Princess Cried
Movie Plot: Innocent and beautiful Buttercup is given longing looks by Wesley until she wises up. He leaves to seek his fortune and she is betrothed to Humperdinck. Vizzini tries to get rid of her, but botches the job and it's up to the Dread Pirate Roberts to rescue her.
Salem Plot: Innocent and beautiful Carrie is given longing looks by Mike, but never wises up. He leaves to seek his courage and she is betrothed to Duh-Boy. Sami tries to get rid of her, but botches the job and it's up to the Med Doctor Horton to rescue her.
Mike Horton as Wesley
Carrie Brady as Buttercup
Austin "Duh-Boy" Reed as Prince Humperdinck
Kate Roberts Kirikis as The Queen
Victor Kiriakis as The King
Craig Wesley as Count Rugen
Sami Brady as Vizzini
Lucas Roberts as Inigo Montoya
John Black as Fezzik
Ivan Marais as the Albino
Stefano Dimera as Miracle Max
Vivian Alamain Jones as Valerie
Alice Horton as the Hag
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The Breakfast Club
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The Brady Pub
Movie Plot: Five people trapped in an endless Saturday detention come to know each other better than they expected.
Salem Plot: Five people trapped in an endless daytime drama come to know each other better than they expected.
Austin "Duh-Boy" Reed as John Bender
Nicole Walker as Claire Standish
Mike Horton as Andrew Clarke
Carrie Brady as Alison Reynolds
Lucas Roberts as Brian Johnson
Stefano Dimera as Mr. Vernon
Taylor Walker as Carl the Janitor
Roman Brady as Mr. Standish
Kate Roberts Kiriakis as Mrs. Johnson
Curtis Reed as Mr. Clarke
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That Old Feeling
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That Bold Feeling
Movie Plot: Molly's getting married to a drip, and her parents are feuding royally. Lilly, now married to pill-popping, dog-fixated Alan, is gleeful to discover that her ex-husband, Dan, has gotten a hair-transplant and her her arch-rival, "that slut, Rowena," has had "everything" done. Bed-hopping and breaking-up abound as Joey "the Cockroach" Donna tries to get close to Molly and dig up the dirt on Lilly and Dan.
Salem Plot: Carrie's gotten married to a drip, and her parents will be feuding royally. Marlena, now involved with mono-syllabic, sex-fixated John, is gleeful to discover that her ex-husband, Roman, has gotten a face transplant and her arch-rival (to-be), "that tramp, Billie," has most definitely had her boobs done. Bed-hopping and breaking-up abound, while Mike "The Lovebug" Horton tries to get close to Carrie while trying to stay out of the dirt of Roman and Marlena.
Marlena Evans as Lilly Leonard
Roman Brady as Dan De Mora
John Black as Alan
Billie Reed as Rowena
Carrie Brady as Molly De Mora
Austin "Duh-Boy" Reed as Keith Marks
Mike Horton as Joey "the Cockroach" Donna
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