Top Ten Amusements at Stefan’s House.

 

 

10.       Growing fresh blueberries in the hope that Mrs. Landsbury will make her famous scones. Mmmm.

 

9.         Trimming Stefan’s pathetic excuse for a beard. Followed by trimming Laura’s rather impressive beard.

 

8.         Trying to teach Mrs. Landsbury the name of Stefan’s latest conquest. (there are so many, it’s hard to keep them straight) Trying to teach LesleyLu how to speak.

 

7.         Riding horses along the beach (why do these get more airtime than Johnny and V? No wonder she left.)

 

6.         Polishing Stefan’s silver gargoyle collection.

 

5.         Using the secret Cassadine family recipe to make Ice. I mean, Ice Cream. Yeah, that’s it.

 

4.         Reminiscing about the “good old days” back on the Island. (Not only did the island suck, but Laura was held hostage there. Why are all the flashbacks warm and fuzzy?)

 

3.         Picking out Stefan’s outfits.  Hmm. Will it be the black suit with the black shirt, or the black suit with the white shirt?

 

2.         Stroking Lasha’s portrait, followed by bellowing “LASHA!”

 

1.         Starching Stefan.  Trying to pry the pole out of Stefan’s ass (or sticking it back in).