Top Ten Reasons Lucky Is Glad He’s Been Kidnapped

10.       The room he’s in is a lot nicer than his crappy apartment.

9.         Doesn't have to visit Laura and Lesley Lu at Stefan's Country House.

8.        He doesn’t have to keep explaining to people that his sister isn’t deaf-mute, she’s just really really stupid.

7.         Less probability of dying of secondhand smoke-induced lung cancer now that he doesn’t hang out with Luke.

6.         He’s got two stereos and a computer. And Eli’s delivers.

5.         As long as he’s kidnapped, he doesn’t have to listen to Laura whine.

4.         He got to miss seeing that tape of Bobbie and Jerry at the Nurse’s Ball.

3.         He isn’t forced to watch Katharine hover around Nikolas like a geriatric vulture.

2.         He didn’t have to sit through that 98 degrees concert that Emily and Liz dragged Juan and Nikolas to.

1.         Playing chess with Faison is more amusing than playing “Timoria” with Stefan.