Homemade Swimsuit Contest

In a "must win" for team Real World, the troopers tear-up the runway in what looks like a cross between a swimsuit compitition and a Halloween party.

Mission Notes

• Racism of the Week: No, not Los' announcement that he's a full fledge racist, but rather B-M's re-casting of Los as the stereotypical Angry Black Man (previously mentioned last week) with a chip on his shoulder the size of Mt. Everest. Why does B-M feel the need to recycle these cliched characters ever season? Why can't we have relationships with black cast members who're (gasp) peaceful and don't have an ax to grind? Why is it that everyone must succumb to the standards already set by the trash talk show circuit? However, there are your noted exceptions: Mohammed, Sharon, Devon, Patrice, Jon, Shawn... But far too often the negatives outweigh the positives 2 to 1! And it isn't just a black problem... B-M has done its fair share to denigrate other groups as well: Whether it's Da Brat being an insult to Jews, Clueless being an insult to Hispanics AND women, or Dave being an insult to VMI, the pendulum swings both ways when it comes to B-M's universal exploitation; and if you're smart you'll stay as quiet and uninteresting as possible! Although, in a perfect world, one would find the notion of a individual-or small number of individuals somehow representing an entire group absurd. But unfortunately, we live in a imperfect world populated by a few weak-minded individuals who judge an entire group based on the actions of a few rotten apples. This paraphrase is mainly a shout-out to them.

• Racism of the Week--First Runner Up: Nice for Clueless to play-up to the Bob Jones University lot by suggesting via Los that he and the Pigster pair off because of their "ethnic similarities". Now unless there was some rule in the contest which stated that every contestant must team-up with their own ethnic or racial group, I'd perceive Clueless' suggestion to not only be a little racist, but boneheaded as well. Given the volatility in the Piggy/Los relationship, it would be wise to keep these two as far away from each other as possible!

• Neglected Plot Pawn of the Week: Despite Dave and Heather B's attempt to rally for another weekly installment of, "Bash Amaya for Bailing a Mission" Da Brat's promising subplot mysteriously disappeared by the second act--leading one to speculate that due to time constraints, the producers opted to go full-steam-ahead on the already dicey Los/Piggy B plot; figuring it would make for far better "conflict" than the growing-old-Amaya-put-on show! Speaking of "conflict".....

• Slick Willie of the Week: After the swimsuit competition Los and Piggy get into a heated argument over the fact that the Pigster feels Los sabotaged their teams' chances of winning by his lack of enthusiasm in the whole event. Consequently, Holly (in her words) stumbles upon Los and Piggy arguing on the sofa(?) (don't go there); next we get word of a possible assault, then out-of-nowhere some beach bum lookin' director comes crawling out from behind his little peephole on the bus to grill Piggy on the alleged incident--reminding her that B-M has a strict policy on domestic violence, gee, ya don't say! But cool as ice, Piggy gives the beachcomber about as much attention as the dirty laundry laying around her as she pleads the 5th! If this whole scene proved one thing it's that Piggy definitely took notes during the Gladys incident! Memo of the week: If you're gonna do your physical assault, you do it off camera, then only hearsay can prevail! But I sure as heck pity the camera buff who was on duty that night! Suffice to say someone walked away with a pink slip that week!

• Editing Room Floor Material of the Week: Given how rarely we see a birthday on Real Rules (like once in a blue moon), you'd think the powers that be would devote a little bit more screen time to Piggy's special day than just acouple brief references. Conspiracy buffs speculate that this was Piggy's punishment for having the nerve to hit a fellow travelmate off camera.

• Bad Dejavu of the Week: This seemingly continuous, out-of-control Holly wailing streak is going too far! Los and Piggy get into the aforementioned argument on the bus, then Holly takes off and runs into the arms of Yes and Clueless to cry us another river (or tropical storm given the region). What gives? And I don't mean to sound unsympathetic here, but is everything too much for little Holly to bear? It's like it rains on her... she cries, she stubs her toe.. she cries, she spills her drink... she cries, enough already! Between Holly, Da Brat, Clueless, and to a lesser extant Piggy, there aren't that many female role models on this trip. Though, how could you honestly call anyone on this trip a "Role model"?

• Whimp of the Week: So Los shacks-up in a hotel cuz he feels threaten by the Pigster's alleged assault? What a wuss! At least he didn't threaten to sue her for every cent she has! But in comparison, Los comes off looking a whole lot worse than Abe when considering.. 1.) At least Abe's assault was caught on tape; therefore, his "fear for my safety" claim stood upon a credible foundation; and 2.) Los is even twice the size of Abe; so saying that Piggy presents some kind of physical threat to him is sort of crying "Wolf!" don't ya think? However, this is not to say that women aren't capable of malice! Just because a match between a man and a woman is never a fair fight doesn't mean she can't cheat.

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