Having a problem putting on weight? Can't keep last year's swimsuit on because it just keeps falling off? Embarassed by the stares of those who think you can't afford food? Well, we have the solution for you at the Danzania National Fat Farm (DNFF). With the latest fattening techniques gleaned from the veal industry, we can put you right up there with the likes of Roseanne, Jackie Gleason, and other famous stars.
Just think! In six short weeks, you too can look like this beach bunny....
Some of the many reasons you should do your fat farming at DNFF:
Your own, individual pen.
An adjustable trough to accommodate sitting or standing.
Helpful attendants equipped with the latest garden hoses.
Want to stand out in a crowd? The DNFF can restore your confidence and self-respect as a Natural Person®. Sign up today!
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