Welcome! This part is about me, Emperor CPM5! How did I come to be? it's a long story, but...
Okay, a long time ago, in winter, i believe, I made up a character named CouchPotatoMan, or CPM, for short. So then, many years later, I made up many other CPM line characters, and I got the Internet. So, after I finally managed to find the Nintendo website, and got permission to sign up for NSIDER, I tried to come up with an alias. After many tries, I came up with "CPM5," after I found "CPM" was taken. So, a couple months later, I finally got Internet Explorer 4.0, which enabled me to come to Nintendo's NSIDER chat. After I discovered NSIDER chat, I became...well, how shall I put it? Hmmm....kinda....MEAN. Since I was very into Star Wars, I became kind of like....Emperor Palpatine. Then, I met GuardianAvenger, or what her name was at the time. We figured we could rule the Cafe. So I TRIED to change my name to EmperorCPM5. But, unfortunately, the new name chat password, was broken. So after about 2 weks LATER, i DID change my name to EmperorCPM5. And then I was attacked by Avenger, for changing my name to "Emperor," because I said we would "rule together." Then, she realized, I meant to change my name to "EmperorCPM5" to show I was a ruler. Then, later, I became the Official Cafe Doorman, and got many a scroller booted. And later still, I was still booting scrollers, and getting in fights, and enjoying the heck outta it. :-) And I became the odd, annoying, poophead I am today.