"This is like realizing you're outside without your clothes on!" (Booster's hidden quote - use timed Psychopath to see it).
"What's the big rush? I'm Booster and this is my famous tower of amusement. Normally I welcome visitors to play with me and my Snifits. However, a girl fell out of hte sky and into my lap, recently. Since then I've been busy keeping her happy and entertained. I no longer have the time to play. So please enjoy yourself...at your own risk, that is!"
(Riding on a train, and making sound effects) "Chugga, chugga...Hooouuooo!
Chugga, chugga...hoooonk! This is my personal railway. Eh...? My! It's you
again! I'm amazed you made it this far. Yes, quite amazing you are! Since
you're here, maybe you could clear something up for me. My bride-to-be is
chanting, 'MARIOHELPME MARIOHELPME'. Is she showing her happiness? Hey,
wait a second! Maybe 'MARIO' is another guy! What if you're this 'Mario'
she keeps talking about? Trying to take my bride away? Why don't you take
THIS, instead!"
"That didn't do it? Grrrr...I ran out of bombs. Well, so long!"
BOOSTER: "A...ha!"
SNIFIT 1: "Boss, shouldn't we be concentrating on the girl?"
BOOSTER: "Right! Now, about the girl in my life, who thinks I should
marry her? Well? Speak up!"
SNIFIT 2: "A wedding ceremony would make a great PARTY!"
BOOSTER: "Ah, a party! We haven't had one of those. It could be fun!
So...what is a party?"
SNIFIT 3: "Well, you drink punch and eat CAKE!...I think."
BOOSTER: "Hmmm...Drink punch...eat cake...? It sounds...complicated.
I don't know if I can muster the strength to do it...Let's walk
through it once! It's wedding rehearsal time!"
SNIFIT 1: "We will now begin the ceremony. Walk down the aisle with the...
(hey someone make her smile!) beautiful bride-to-be."
BOOSTER: "Wait! Mario always shows up about now to ruin the fun. We've got
to take that into consideration, you know. Someone go and get the
Mario doll."
SNIFITS: "It isn't here."
BOOSTER: Of course it's here! You lazy slobs couldn't find water if you
were fish! It's behind those curtains! Number one, you go
and look."
SNIFIT 1: "Nope, it isn't here."
BOOSTER: "I wouldn't go and lose my Mario doll, you idiots! Argh!! Number
two, YOU look, too!"
SNIFITS 1&2: "Nope, it isn't here."
BOOSTER: "We can't give up! It's gotta be here somewhere. Number 3! It's
your turn!"
"Wait a minute! This is better than a party! Look out, 'cause here I
come!"
"Hey everybody! Did you see someone behind the curtains, or was it just me?
How creepy! It's a pain, but I think we should check one more time."
"Well? I really think someone's behind those curtains! I think one more peek
is necessary."
"G'na!!! It's Mario! That's impossible! He made it past all my traps...But
we're gonna trip him up!"
"H...huh?!! That MUST be Mario! Let's make sure. You! Check it out!"
"Harumph! Just as I thought! It IS Mario. Let's...wind him up!"
(After finding the Mario doll) "Wait a second! It's right up there. I found the Mario doll! But we'll NEVER be able to reach it up there. Oh! The sorrow! What AM I gonna do...? I'm about to lose it...sniffle..."
(Mario jumps up and retrieves Booster's doll) "Goodness! You're so kind!
Thank you for getting my doll. I'd like to reward you. Here, take this. May
hapiness follow you wherever you go. All right! Enough is enough...cancel
the rehearsal, we're going on with the show!"
"Here's the password! 'MARIO'" (actually, the password depends on what you
choose as your name for the game.)
PRINCESS: "Please, won't you let me go? Pretty please?"
BOOSTER: "Eh? Where's my bride-to-be? I want to play games too!"
(he can't find her because he's carrying her on his back! :))
PRINCESS: "Yuck! I don't want to play ANYTHING with you!"
BOOSTER: "What a poor sport! Well, we really should hurry along. A
yummy cake is waiting for us after we climb this hill! Let's GO!"
PRINCESS: "No! I don't want ot marry you! pLease let me go! - Help, Mario!
Please help meeee!"
BOOSTER: "Uh oh! It's Mario! We didn't plan on this. Mario, you aren't
invited to our wedding! Besdies, we still have to have the
rehearsal! I'll be happy to race you to the wedding hall,
but......you'd better not get in my way. Ready?
"You clowns! You DON'T break a door down when entering a room! Shut it! SHUT IT NOW! Move it, MOVE IT!!!"
SNIFITS: "Booster, Sir!"
SNIFIT 1: "Booster, I, umm..."
BOOSTER: "Don't bother me now. Okay, everyone! The bride is growing
impatient! Let the wedding begin...! What's this...? Whater...coming
from your eyes?! Are you leaking, my dear?!
"Tastes salty!"
SNIFIT 2: "Booster, Sir, uh...I believe that the bride may be...uh, crying..."
BOOSTER: "Crying? But that's what people do when they're ..sad!! How
DISGUSTING! That stuff must be corrosive! It tastes...like the sea!
What could be making her...cry, anyway?"
SNIFIT 3: "I believe she is crying because she has dropped some of
her...wedding gear."
BOOSTER: "Aha! Of course! She has dropped her gear. But those tears will
ruin the cake! Make her stop...before Mario breaks in!"
SNIFITS: "But...Mario's ALREADY in..."
SNIFIT 2: "BOOSTER, Sir, hurry and find her things! We have to get on
with the wedding! In the meantime, perhaps we can...do something about
the cake..."
BOOSTER: "10-4, good buddy. You find her stuff...I'll move the ceremony
forward. Hurry!"
SNIFIT 2: "Booster, Sir, you're supposed to be on the right. The bride
should be on your left."
BOOSTER: "Just testing...Like this, right?"
SNIFIT 3: "Booster, Sir! I found the ring!"
SNIFIT 1: "Here's the Brooch!"
SNIFIT 2: "Booster, Sir! I found the shoes!"
BOOSTER: "Hey, wait! Wasn't there one more thing?"
SNIFITS: "Where is it?"
SNIFITS: (to Mario) "Ho HO! I'll look for the last one. YOU go give this
to Booster."
BOOSTER: "Found something, huh? But wait a sec...I've only counted 3 things.
You need to find 1 more!"
"HO HO! Here it is!...HEY! You're Mario! So! You've come to crash my wedding,
I presume?"
Me too! I want a reward! I'll take a kiss! Give me a KISS!!!"
(After kissing Mario) "Aaaaaaah....I shall never forget that touch...WHAT THE!!!..."
(After kissing Bowser) "Feels like...sandpaper!"
"Oh oh...I have a BAD feeling my wedding is going to be crashed." (This is after Mario, Bowser and the rest have already invaded the chapel - that Booster is really on the ball!)
SNIFIT 1: "Maybe we ought to wait."
SNIFIT 2: "This is Booster's wedding cake!"
SNIFIT 3: "He'll have a fit if we nibble on it!"
BOOSTER: "Hey, No.1! Where's my cake?!"
SNIFIT 1: "Booster, Sir! There's a 70% chance the object you're standing
on is a cake."
BOOSTER: ".... ....? THIS thing's a cake? Okay, everyone! Here's the
stumper. How do we eat this? I SAY we boil it! No.2, what do you say?"
SNIFIT 2: "Way too messay! Why don't you just swallow it?"
BOOSTER: "WHAT?! In one GULP? That's easier said than done!"
SNIFIT 3: "Come, Booster! You can do it! Open wide, please!"
BOOSTER: "My nerves are shot. I feel like I've forgotten to tie my cord
before a bungee jump."
SNIFIT 2: "Here it comes!"
BOOSTER: "WAIT! WAIT! Did the cake just move?"
SNIFIT 1: "Concentrate, Sir!"
BOOSTER: "This doesn't feel right."
"Mmmmmm...Delicious! It's so good it makes me want to cry!"
SNIFITS: "Congratulations, Sir. The wedding is now officially over!!"
BOOSTER: "Thanks, everyone. It's a wrap. Let's go."