All right, so this is silly. This is a dialogue I had with Heero from the GWML...and I thought some of you might be interested in reading it. I'm not sure if it was wise to put this up or not, as it is pretty stupid, but I did anyway. Enjoy!

Tsubasa:(pulls a soccer ball out of nowhere, then sets it on the ground) You said you're indestructible, Heero kun...(smiles innocently) Roberto taught me this special shot, and he said it's the most powerful one in the world. A skilled soccer player can even make the ball change direction. And Wakabayashi kun has had so many injuries that we practically need a stunt double...if you can withstand the power of my shot, maybe you can be our fourth goalkeeper!

(He backs up a few steps, then takes a deep breath, and charges at the ball with a loud battle cry. Upon contact with his foot, the ball changes into a blazing comet that embeds itself in the ground at Heero's feet, then swerves and goes behind him.)

Tsubasa:(sweat drop) Yatta na, Roberto...

Heero: What do you want me to do with it?

Tsubasa:(sweat drop)Um...it was really supposed to hit you...I guess it was designed for a bigger target. (laughs sheepishly) You still want to be our goalkeeper, Heero kun?

Heero: I have to fight the war.

Tsubasa:(with very bright eyes) But...Heero kun...playing soccer is just like a war! But it's fun war, and nobody gets killed!

(Tsubasa watches Heero turn to leave, about to cry.)

Tsubasa:I hope you have a nice war, Heero kun. You'll always be welcome on my team.

(He turns to leave as well, walking dejectedly down the deserted street. After a few minutes, he stops dead, clenching his hands into fists.)

Tsubasa:(tears streaming down his face) KUSOOOOO!!!

(Not far away, a window opens, and a woman sticks her head out.)

Tsubasa's mother: Tsubasa, was that you who just swore?

Tsubasa:....(sweat drop)

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