Kunikida's Bad Blue Seed Jokes

In the Blue Seed Living Room Theatre Omake Kunikida created the greatest anti-aragami device ever made: his best joke. What was that joke, anyway? This section is dedicated to Blue Seed jokes--the good and the bad (but especially the bad). Send in your Aragummy bears!

by schally:

Q: What did the pirate say when he saw Orochi?
A: Look out for that Arrrragami!

Q: Where do the Aragami hang out after work?
A: The salad bar.

by ShadowRyo:

Q: Why are property taxes on Aragami homes are so low?
A: Because they live in the seedy parts of town.

Q: Why did the Aragami cross the road?
A: To kill the Kushinada.

Q: What do you call ten Aragami sitting by a river with their feet in the water?
A: Root canal.

Q: What are undercover Aragami are called?
A: Plants.

Q: What do you call an Aragami retirement home?
A: The Arigami Retirement Home.

Q: Why didn't Murakumo forget about Kusanagi and invade Australia?
A: He wanted to branch out.

Q: What's Kusanagi's favorite food?
A: Miracle Grow.

Q: What is Murakumo's worst fear?
A: Salad bars.

Q: Where does Kaede get her info?
A: Through the grapevine.

Q: How does Kunikida find Aragami?
A: He weeds them out.