ODDITIES - A new Odd Thing has been added that will blow your mind.  Prepare yourself.       TACO TALES -Another exciting entry into the annals of Taco History. May 25, 1999       PEEVES -Check out my Latest Peeve. (Updated on April 4th, 1999)       STORIES -A new story has been added! (Jan. 22/99)       BEVERLY HILLS, 90210 -The December 2nd update is up!     BULL BOARD - I know, I know.  This hasn't worked lately, but now I have fixed it for sure.  Start posting on it NOW, or I'll kill ya.   (NOTE TO NIGHT CLUB MEMBERS: The Night Club Board is also fixed.)         PURPLE TUXEDO MAN       ICQ -Now you can send me ICQ messages instantly from my page.     JAVA CHAT -Experience new levels of joy in my new Java Chat room       STARBUCKS -Join my crusade to rid the world of this horrible, horrible place.       SPICE PRODUCTS -Even more products!       PIANORAMA -Hear an excerpt of me playing Prokofiev's  7th Piano Sonata on Real Audio.       MR. T LAND         EXCITING LINK TO HELL -Click on the skull and prepare to be frustrated.