The optimist thinks that this is the best
of all possible worlds, and the pessimist knows it.
-- J. Robert Oppenheimer
Perhaps the most valuable result of all education
is the
ability to make yourself do the thing you have
to do, when it ought to
be done, whether you like it or not.
-- Walter Bagehot, "Physics and Politics," 1879
On the whole, human beings want to be good, but
not too good and not quite all the time.
-- George Orwell
Who controls the past controls the future. Who
controls the present controls the past.
-- George Orwell
To be loved, be lovable.
-- Ovid
The chief product of an automated society is a
widespread and deepening sense of boredom.
-- Cyril Parkinson
The cure for boredom is curiosity. There is no
cure for curiosity.
-- Ellen Parr
If all men knew what others say of them, there
would not be four friends in the world.
-- Blaise Pascal
I have one great fear in my heart, that one day
when they (the whites of South Africa) have turned to loving, they will
find we (the blacks) are turned to hating.
What broke in a man when he could bring himself
to kill another?
Who knows for what we live, struggle and die?...
Wise men write many books, in words too hard to understand. But this, the
purpose of our lives, the end of all our struggle, is beyond all human
wisdom.
To give up the task of reforming society is to
give up one's responsibility as a free man.
-- Alan Paton
Watch what people are cynical about, and one can
often discover what they lack.
-- George S. Patton
Never tell the people how to do things. Tell them
what to do and they will surprise you with their integrity.
-- George S. Patton
Public office is the last refuge of a scoundrel.
-- Boies Penrose
An economist is an expert who will know tomorrow
why the things he predicted yesterday didn't happen today.
Education is a method whereby one acquires a higher
grade of prejudices.
Originality is the fine art of remembering what
you hear but forgetting where you heard it.
In a hierarchy every employee tends to rise to
his level of incompetence.
Democracy is a process by which the people are
free to choose the man who will get the blame.
-- Laurance Peter
Difference of religion breeds more quarrels than
difference of politics.
-- Wendell Phillips
Perhaps the most valuable result of all education
is the
ability to make yourself do the thing you have
to do, when it ought to
be done, whether you like it or not.
-- Walter Bagehot, "Physics and Politics," 1879
Sometimes democracy must be bathed in blood.
-- Augusto Pinochet
The measure of a man is what he does with power.
-- Pittacus
Cinema should make you forget you are sitting
in a theater.
-- Roman Polanski
Under capitalism man exploits man; under socialism
the reverse is true.
-- Polish proverb
One lives in the hope of becoming a memory.
-- Antonio Porchia
They talk most who have the least to say.
-- Mathew Prior
A city is a large community where people are lonesome
together.
-- Herbert Prochnow
Power always has to be kept in check; power exercised
in secret, especially under the cloak of national security, is doubly dangerous.
-- William Proxmire
Practice is the best of all instructors.
-- Publilius Syrus
If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure.
Happy campers you have been, happy campers you
are, and happy campers you will always be.
I was recently on a tour of Latin America, and
the only regret I have was that I didn't study Latin harder in school so
I could converse with those people.
-- J. Danforth Quayle
A nuclear power plant is infinently safer than
eating, because 300 people choke to death on food every year.
-- Dixy Lee Ray
Politics is not a bad profession. If you succeed
there are many rewards, if you disgrace yourself you can always write a
book.
Government is like a baby. An alimentary canal
with a big appetite at one end and no sense of responsibility at the other.
I favor the Civil Rights Act of 1964 and it must
be enforced at gunpoint if necessary.
I would have voted against the Civil Rights Act
of 1964.
-- Ronald Reagan
The scientists split the atom; now the atom is
splitting us.
-- Quentin Reynolds
The streets are safe in Philadelphia, it's only
the people who make them unsafe.
-- Frank Rizzo
If it takes a lot of words to say what you have
in mind, give it more thought.
-- Dennis Roch
Diplomats are just as essential to starting a
war as soldiers are for finishing it.... You take diplomacy out of war,
and the thing would fall flat in a week.
-- Will Rogers
We always love those who admire us, but we do
not always love those whom we admire.
-- Francois
We can't all be heroes because someone has to
sit on the curb and clap as they go by.
-- Will Rogers
Everything is funny as long as it is happening
to someone else.
-- Will Rogers
No one can make you feel inferior without your
consent.
-- Eleanor Roosevelt
The only thing we have to fear is fear itself.
-- Franklin D. Roosevelt
People who know little are usually great talkers,
while men who know much say little.
-- Jean Jacques Rousseau
The whole problem with the world is
that fools and fanatics are always
so certain of themselves,
but wiser people so full of doubts.
-- Bertrand Russel
You can outdistance that which is running after
you,
but not what is running inside you.
-- Rwandan proverb
A dress makes no sense unless it inspires men
to want to take it off you.
-- Francois Sagan
A man's feet should be planted in his country,
but his eyes should survey the world.
-- George Santayana
When the rich make war it's the poor that die.
-- Jean-Paul Sartre
Assassination is the extreme form of censorship.
-- George Bernard Shaw
Some men see things as they are and say why? I
dream things that never were and say "Why not?"
-- George Bernard Shaw
A single death is a tragedy, a million deaths
is a statistic.
-- Joseph Stalin
The time to stop a revolution is at the beginning,
not the end.
-- Adlai Stevenson
There is nothing in this world constant but inconstancy.
-- Swift
The hunger for love is much more difficult to
remove than the hunger for bread.
-- Mother Teresa
The trouble with the rat-race is that even if
you win, you're still a rat.
-- Lily Tomlin
If you can't convince them, confuse them.
It is amazing what you can accomplish if you do
not care who gets the credit.
Whenever you have an efficient government you
have a dictatorship.
-- Harry S Truman
I like thinking big.
If you're going to be thinking anything, you
might as well think big.
-- Donald Trump
Words divide us, actions unite us.
-- Slogan of the Tupamaros
Man is the only animal that blushes - or needs
to.
-- Mark Twain
There are three kinds of lies: lies, damned lies,
and statistics.
-- Mark Twain
Good politics are often inextricably intertwined.
-- Morris Udall
The Vice Presidency is sort of like the last cookie
on the plate.
Everybody insists he won't take it, but somebody
always does.
- Bill Vaughan
It is not enough to succeed. Others must fail.
-- Gore Vidal
The sports page records people's accomplishments;
The front page nothing but their failures.
-- Jutice Earl Warren
Too much of a good thing is wonderful.
-- Mae West
No man is rich enough to buy back his past.
We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking
at the stars.
There is only one thing in the world worse than
being talked about,
and that is not being talked about.
-- Oscar Wilde
Only the winners decide what were war crimes.
-- Gary Wills
If you think nobody cares if you're alive,
try missing a couple of car payments.
- Earl Wilson
Education is not the filling of a pail, but the
lighting of a fire.
-- William Butler Yeats
It is better to die on your feet than to live
on your knees!
-- Emiliano Zapata
You can't be a Real Country unless you have a
BEER and an airline.
It helps if you have some kind of a football
team,
or some nuclear weapons, but at the very least
you need a BEER
-- Frank Zappa
True eloquence consists in saying all that should
be said, and
that only.
-- La Rochefoucauld, "Maxims," 1665
A man should never be ashamed to own that he has
been in the
wrong, which is but saying... that he is wiser
today than he
was yesterday.
-- Alexander Pope, "Miscellanies"
Respect for the fragility and importance of an
individual life
is still the mark of an educated man.
-- Norman Cousins, Saturday Review, 1954
The future belongs to those who believe in the
beauty of their
dreams.
-- Eleanor Roosevelt
Look What I've Learned
I've learned -
that you cannot make someone love you.
All you can do is be someone who can be loved.
The rest is up to them.
I've learned -
that no matter how much I care,
some people just don't care back.
I've learned -
that it takes years to build up trust,
and only seconds to destroy it.
I've learned -
that it's not what you have in your life
but who you have in your life that counts.
I've learned -
that you can get by on charm for about fifteen
minutes.
After that, you'd better know something.
I've learned -
that you shouldn't compare
yourself to the best others can do.
I've learned -
that you can do something in an instant
that will give you heartache for life.
I've learned -
that it's taking me a long time
to become the person I want to be.
I've learned -
that you should always leave loved ones with
loving words.
It may be the last time you see them.
I've learned -
that you can keep going
long after you think you can't.
I've learned -
that we are responsible for what we do,
no matter how we feel.
I've learned -
that either you control your attitude
or it controls you.
I've learned -
that regardless of how hot and steamy
a relationship is at first, the passion fades
and there had better be something else
to take its place.
I've learned -
that heroes are the people
who do what has to be done
when it needs to be done,
regardless of the consequences.
I've learned -
that money is a lousy way of keeping score.
I've learned -
that my best friend and I can do anything
or nothing and have the best time.
I've learned -
that sometimes the people you expect
to kick you when you're down
will be the ones to help you get back up.
I've learned -
that sometimes when I'm angry
I have the right to be angry,
but that doesn't give me
the right to be cruel.
I've learned -
that true friendship continues to grow,
even over the longest distance.
Same goes for true love.
I've learned -
that just because someone doesn't love
you the way you want them to doesn't
mean they don't love you with all they have.
I've learned -
that maturity has more to do with
what types of experiences you've had
and what you've learned from them
and less to do with how many
birthdays you've celebrated.
I've learned -
that you should never tell a child
their dreams are unlikely or outlandish.
Few things are more humiliating, and
what a tragedy it would be if they believed it.
I've learned -
that your family won't always be there for you.
It may seem funny, but people you aren't related
to
can take care of you and love you and teach you
to trust
people again. Families aren't biological.
I've learned -
that no matter how good a friend is,
they're going to hurt you every once in a while
and you must forgive them for that.
I've learned -
that it isn't always enough to be forgiven by
others.
Sometimes you have to learn to forgive yourself.
I've learned -
that no matter how bad your heart is broken
the world doesn't stop for your grief.
I've learned -
that our background and circumstances
may have influenced who we are,
but we are responsible for who we become.
I've learned -
that just because two people argue,
it doesn't mean they don t love each other
And just because they don't argue,
it doesn't mean they do.
I've learned -
that we don't have to change friends
if we understand that friends change.
I've learned -
that you shouldn't be so eager to find out a
secret.
It could change your life forever.
I've learned -
that two people can look at the exact same thing
and see something totally different.
I've learned -
that no matter how you try to protect your children,
they will eventually get hurt and you will hurt
in the process.
I've learned -
that your life can be changed in a matter of
hours by people who don t even know you.
I've learned -
that even when you think you have no more
to give, when a friend cries out to you,
you will find the strength to help.
I've learned -
that credentials on the wall
do not make you a decent human being.
I've learned -
that the people you care most about in life
are taken from you too soon.
I've learned -
that it's hard to determine where to draw
the line between being nice and not hurting
people's feelings and standing up
for what you believe
--H. Jackson Brown, Jr.
Failure is the opportunity to begin again more
intelligently.
-- Henry Ford
Cherish your visions and your dreams as they are
the children of
your soul; the blue prints of your ultimate accomplishments.
-- Napoleon Hill
You can have anything you want -- if you want
it badly enough.
You can be anything you want to be, do anything
you set out to
accomplish if you hold to that desire with singleness
of
purpose.
-- Abraham Lincoln
" It is in vain, sir, to extenuate the matter.
Gentlemen may cry, Peace, Peace--
but there is no peace.
The war is actually begun! The next gale that
sweeps from
the north will bring to our ears the clash of
resounding arms!
Our brethren are already in the field! Why stand
we here idle?
What is it that gentlemen wish? What would
they have?
Is life so dear, or peace so sweet, as to be
purchased
at the price of chains and slavery? Forbid it,
Almighty God!
I know not what course others may take; but as
for me,
Give Me Liberty Or Give Me Death! "
- Patrick Henry, March 23, 1775.
"Yes, the president should resign. He's lied to
the
American people time and time again and betrayed
their
trust. Since he has admitted guilt, there's no
reason
to put the American people through an impeachment.
He
will serve absolutely no purpose in finishing
out his
term. The only possible solution is for the president
to save some dignity and resign."
This is a quote during the Nixon investigation
by:
William Jefferson Clinton.
To give real service you must add something which
cannot be
bought or measured with money, and that is sincerity
and
integrity.
-- Donald A. Adams
" Children are Gods punishment for having sex.
And Grandchildren are Gods reward for putting
up with them. "
-- Ronald Appel
" This is the true joy of life, the being used
up
for a purpose recognized by yourself as a mighty
one;
being a force of nature instead of a feverish,
selfish little clot of ailments and grievances,
complaining that the world will not devote itself
to making you happy. I am of the opinion that
my
life belongs to the community, and as long as
I live,
it is my privilege to do for it what I can. "
-- George Bernard Shaw
It is from numberless diverse acts of courage
and belief that
human history is shaped. Each time a man stands
up for an
ideal,
or acts to improve the lot of others, or strikes
out against
injustice, he sends forth a tiny ripple of hope,
and crossing
each other from a million different centers of
energy and
daring
those ripples build a current which can sweep
down the
mightiest
walls of oppression and injustice.
-- Senator Robert F. Kennedy, Day of Affirmation
Address at the
University of Capetown, South Africa, 1966
"A fool vents all his feelings, but a wise man
holds them
back."
Proverbs 29:11
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"Do not correct a scoffer, lest he hate you; rebuke
a wise
man and he will love you. Give instruction to
a wise man and he will
still be wiser; teach a just man and he will
increase in learning."
Proverbs 9:8-9
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Lessons from Noah's Ark
Plan ahead... It wasn't raining when Noah built
the ark.
Don't listen to critics- do what has to be done.
Stay fit. When you're 600 years old, someone
might ask you
to do something REALLY big.
Build on high ground.
Two heads are better than one.
Speed isn't always an advantage. The cheetahs
were on board
but... so were the snails.
If you can't fight or flee---float!!
Take care of your animals as if they were the
last ones on earth.
Don't forget that we're all in the same boat.
When things get really deep, don't sit there
and
complain--shovel!!!
Stay below deck during the storm.
Remember that the ark was built by amateurs and
the Titanic
was built by professionals.
If you have to start over, have a friend by your
side.
Don't miss the boat.
No matter how bleak it looks, there's always
a rainbow on
the horizon.
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