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	In our galaxy, one thing remains
	constant: stupidity. For ages, the
	armies of the smart have been 
	battling the armies of the stupid.
	
	The new leader of one such army is
	the infamous Louie Ferriswheel, who
	has formed his army of misinformed,
	mindless, grudge-bearing hatemongers
	called the Notion of Islam. He and
	his army of evil "Schlams" spread
	the word of general bias to all
	those who will listen, and destroy
	those who won't. 
	
	Now he has set up a new post in 
	the christian-conservative town
	of Hasbrotown. Even though Ferriswheel's
	ideas do not match those of the 
	town's, he has been welcomed in,
	instead of thrown out, as the mindless
	sheep of Hasbrotown know no better.

	Only one man, the great Rabbi, can 
	put an end to this madness. Leading
	an army of Hasheesh Jews to spread
	the word of love, peace, and 
	general happiness, Rabbi has fought
	many battles with Ferriswheel.
	
	Now, the time has come for Rabbi
	to choose new members of his ultra-
	elite strike force to end Ferriswheel's
	reign of terror once and for all.
	They are THE SUPER DYNA WARRIOR
	JEWISH RANGERS!

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