1. You can never have too much food. Never.
2. You CAN, however, have too many men chasing after you.
3. The more super deformed you get, the more people like you.
4. Who needs a stinking car when you could have a kasa?
5. NEVER mess with the monk.
6. You never realize how much you love someone until they've been killed in some kind of messy, nasty way.
7. There's nothing wrong with a little healthy pyromania.
8. Evil laughs are cool. Kakakaka!
9. Tasteful makeup is good. Too much makeup is just scary.
10. A fan can be a deadly weapon in the hands of an expert.
11. When a guy cuts their hair, they mean business.
12. Girls from other worlds have more attracting power than anything in the known universe. Men flock to them.
13. NEVER diss the ugly old lady.
14. Love DOES conquer all.
15. No da is not just a speech pattern; it's a way of life.
16. No da is contagious.
17. Being money grubbing is only cool if you do it right. O-KA-NE!
18. Always thank your food for coming before you eat it.
19. It is possible to wear a dorky hat and still rule a country.
20. You never know if that nice looking person is a woman, or a man in a dress
21. Good things come in sevens.
22. Conversely, so do bad things.
23. A flute can be a deadly weapon (well…those of us in band already know that)
24. So can yo-yos
25. The cat is the only one that knows what is going on
26. Never underestimate the power of the clam
27. Don't forget the feathers, either
28. Visit your local library…you never know what you may find
29. Wishes do come true.
30. You always hurt the one you love.
31. Blondes don't necessarily have more fun.
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