Politically inCorrect (in)Compatability

Compatibility job chart for FY based off of Adam Sandler's funny horoscopes.

WARNING: They're rude, obnoxious and not at all how I really feel. These are just for a laugh and a half.

Enjoy!

POLITICALLY (IN)CORRECT COMPATIBILITY CHARTS FOR FUSHIGI YUUGI CHARS.

Who you like in this show says a lot about your individual personality. Think about it and you'll see that there tends to be patterns to your preferences in characters. The old otaku test to determine how sick you were used to be which Knight Saber you preferred (i.e. if you liked Nene, you were into young, tight girls; if you liked Priss, you liked to take abuse; if you liked Lina you were into strong, feminists who were still feminine; if you liked Sylia, you liked a woman of frustrating mystery; if you liked the sexaroids...well....you were fairly normal then). In any case, one must update to the times, and be inclusive to all genders (BGC is rather exclusive, one must admit). FY is the perfect testing ground for discovering the truth to the psyche, since there are a variety of characters, some of which butter their bread on the other side (or even both!).

Therefore, it is without further ado that I present to you the Politically (In)correct Compatibility chart for FY characters.

IF YOU LIKE (insert name) THE MOST, THEN....

TAMAHOME You believe in the impossible, wishing for true love to come your way. You're the reason why bad Harlequin romance novels are written and why Disney's stock is so high. You probably still dream about being rescued from your miserable lot in life too. This guy's a chump, and so are you for believing the lie.

HOTOHORI You know the only reason you picked this one is for his money. After all, he is the Emperor of a small, third world country. Either that or you're just a sucker for the unlucky in love type. After all, you CAN relate.

NURIKO Flame on. Flame off.
You're as wishy-washy as the purple-haired crossdressing freak. Would you prefer your man strong or effeminite? Pick, because you can't have 'em both - that sort of thing just doesn't exist!

CHICHIRI Oh! The consummate, tragic actor, hiding his pain behind a smiling face... You're as much a coward as this masked, one eyed monk boy is. Quit moping, face your problems and stop seeking redemption through martyrdom!

TASUKI Ah! You like your man to be rough and rugged, eh?
Bet you're also the type to have "who can pass the loudest fart" contests in your spare time too, huh? If you can enjoy a man who scratches himself in public and isn't afraid to have a mid-life crisis when his hairline starts to receed, then this guy's your heart's desire.

MITSUKAKE Tall, dark, quiet and melancholy.
Two words - BAD WALLPAPER.
This guy's about as exciting as watching your socks spin round and round in the dryer. You need to get out more!

CHIRIKO Cradle-robber!

NAKAGO Now here's a guy who's not afraid to admit he's into a little S&M on a daily basis! The fact that he's in your list of choices tells me you're one sick f@ck! I forsee a lot of bondage and whippings in your future.

ASHITARE I bet you're the type who likes to pull wings off of little flies' backs too. Seek help.

TOMO Well, you're gay. Either that of you're the type who lusts after someone you can never have. LOSER comes most to mind to describe you. Get a clue and move on!

AMIBOSHI The sensitive-type, are you?
Not really. More like bleeding heart liberal. You'll never lack for someone to call you 'mama' late at night, when you're in your bed.

SUBOSHI You secretly enjoy watching the police arrive at your neighbor's house to break up a domestic violence call. In fact, you're hoping your significant other will forget to take his medication one day and snap just so you can be like all the others. That way, you can have flowers delivered to your home too.

SOI You're probably actively seeking the lost Amazon women tribes, and have read "The Joy Of Picking Up B!tchy Women" at least a dozen times. High heels mashing into your spinal column is your idea of a Friday night well-spent. You're one sick mother f@cker!

MIBOSHI See entry for 'Chiriko'.

YUI Playing hard to get is your style - you're in command of the situation at all times. Truth is, you're a cold fish who often falls asleep while f@ucking. Join the clergy.

MIAKA They're all so cute when you're little, aren't they? Taking advantage of young, naive and stupid is your gig. That's why you've got a bag of candy freshly stacked in your car at all times, and cruise the elementary schools daily. The dumber the better, right?

KEISUKE You enjoy badmitton, jogging and getting inebriated on a daily basis. You're the life of the party - or so you think. People are secretly laughing at you behind your back. You're probably queer, but just haven't figured it out yet.

TETSUYA Man of mystery. Man of wealth. Man of brains. Man of hunkiness. Doesn't happen. You're living in a dream world. Seek expensive therapy.

KOUJI Did you know that talking to ones own self is a sign of mental impending?
It is?
Yes.
Why, I'm glad you told me that. Thank you.
Don't mention it - ever.

TENKOU You failed the test to become an Evil Intergalactic Overlord at least once, didn't you? You've got a lot in common with our magician friend here then. You're both freaky losers who will never a one-up over the classic hero chump and his not-so-bright girlfriend!

TAIITSUKUN May-December romances are your style. You enjoy the smell of BenGay and Vick's Sauve before bedtime. Teeth floating in a jar on the bathroom counter isn't a disturbing sight for you. Do yourself a favor and end your life now.

NYAN-NYAN Well, proper grammar etiquette isn't a factor in your list of significant others' most sought-after traits. You want a willing slave who will obey your every whim unconditionally. I bet you believe that 90% of the t!ts you see in dirty magazines are real too.

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