1. You always hurt the one you love.
2. Speak softly and carry a sword.
3. When in doubt, "Oro".
4. No one ever gets mad until someone hurts a woman.
5. Any hair style is possible.
6. It is possible to wear pink and still be manly.
7. Every man is obssessed with being the strongest.
8. It's possible to take Darwinism too far.
9. Smile at your opponents-it keeps them guessing.
10. Everyone wants to be the Hitokiri Battousai.
11. The longer it takes to name a hit, the more it hurts.
12. The world is full of X-Men rejects.
13. Never underestimate a woman fighter.
14. It's possible to be psychotically evil and still be a good guy.
15. Yellow eyes mean business.
16. Nothing is stronger than a samurai sword.
17. Except another samurai sword.
18. Just because swords are meant to kill doesn't mean they have to.
19. Children are important, no matter how annoying their voices are
20. All it takes is red hair and a facial scar, and suddenly everybody knows your name.
21. The only man who ever does any work is Kenshin.
22. Never pay your tab.
23. A red bandanna is a bad ass thing.
24. Never piss off the raccoon girl.
25. It's not possible to say "de gozaru" too many times.
26. Only the most unlikely people get married.
27. Girls always have animal nicknames.
28. Wear funny socks.
29. Don't get mad. Chew on somebody's hair.
30. Always have your theme music ready.
31. Always have flashbacks.
32. When you can knock someone out using only one finger, then you have style.
33. Talk while you're fighting.
34. Never send large groups after a lone warrior. It never works.
35. Screaming "Kill them! Kill them all now!" Doesn't help either.
36. Crack your knuckles and grin. It's the best motivator in the world.
37. Holding a sword to someone's head is like having a gun, but much cooler.
38. The bad guys may have guns, but their aim sucks.
39. Everyone is cute as a kid.
40. There is no such thing as eating too fast.
41. Sake and Kaoru don't mix.
42. If you can win a fight using nothing but an umbrella, you can do anything.
43. Size doesn't matter.
44. Only Seijuuro Hiko could make that dorky cloak look good.
45. It's ok to cry if it gets you what you want.
46. It's possible to be a klutz and a ninja.
47. All the good swords have names.
48. Politicians are pigs.
49. So are rich guys.
50. Never try to bribe a Samurai.
51. There is such a thing as being too nice.
52. Things can always get worse.
53. If you have something good enough to live for, nothing can kill you.
54. It takes a real man to do a woman's job.
55. You can never kick too much ass.
56. Don't walk in on people when they're bathing.
57. Try not to forget that you're naked, no matter how startling a revelation you have.
58. Anything can be a weapon.
59. There are no cicadas in spring.
60. A thrown rock gets more attention than a shout.
61. Bandages: functional AND stylish.
62. There is such a thing as human oil.
63. Spontaneous combustion DOES happen.
64. Life's a bitch, and then you go fishing
65. Never let Kenshin hold on to the money
66. Do a good deed, and it will come back to you, in one way or another
67. Water buckets can be thrown with deadly accuracy.
68. Everything good happens in Kyoto (Quixote2354@hotmail.com)
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