Chichiri: Do you know why we're here, no da?
Chiriko: I don't know. I was studying when--
Tasuki: Studying?!? Why the hell are you doing that for? You're dead!
Chiriko: Just in case...you know? I don't want to fall behind.
Tasuki: Like that's possible...
Tamahome: Miaka and I were eating lunch at a restaurant when we suddenly appeared here. I wanna go back! The restaurant still has to give me 100 yen in change!!"
*Everyone face-vaults*
Miaka: Taka...I'm hungry!!! *Tamahome/Taka face-vaults*
Tamahome: But you just ate before we were brought here!!!
Miaka: Yeah, but we were transported here before desert! WAHHHH!!!
Nuriko: Miaka, you haven't changed a bit. You may not wear your hair in that dumpling hairdo but you're still--
Hotohori: *cuts in* You're still the same lovable girl you were before.
*Miaka and Hotohori exchange a smile. Suddenly, both of them look alarmed...they smell smoke..*
Nuriko: MI-AKA!!! *Well, you can guess where the smoke is coming from*
Miaka: Nu-Nuriko!! *cowers and asks in a tiny voice* Aren't you supposed to be straight now?
Nuriko: Hey...yeah, I am, aren't I? How come?! [View pans to Ritz who's hunched over her keyboard. She looks up and does a victory sign.
Mnekov: *appears behind Ritz and whacks her over the head with her very heavy hard-covered Webster's Dictionary* BAKA!!! I told you to keep sobering Nuriko up!!
Ritz: *sweatdrop* Now, now, Mn...it's just a gag for now...I'm going to make him straight later on...
Mnekov: You know the consequences...*holds the very heavy, did I mention that it was hard-covered? dictionary over her head*
Ritz: Uh-oh...Mnekov...ITAIII!!!
View pans back to the gorgeous seishi. ^^ *drool...*]
Tasuki: *laughs loudly* No way! Once a fag, always a fag!
Nuriko: You should talk! I know all about you and Kouji!
Tamahome: HAHA! Tasuki's a fag! Tasuki's a fa-ag!
Tasuki: Shut the f*@! up, Obake-chan!
Tamahome: *face turns red and begins emitting an eerie glow* Nani?!
*The two begin to fight*
Chichiri: They're never going to grow up, no da! Is Mitsukake here, no da?
Mitsukake (the strong and silent): Hai.
*Miaka begins to cry*
Hotohori: Nani, Miaka? Is it bothering you that the two of them are fighting? I'll order them to stop.
Miaka: WAHH!!! I want my dessert!!!
*Everyone except Tamahome and Tasuki face-vaults*
Tasuki: LEKKA SHI--
"Whoa!"
Tasuki: Huh?!
*Everyone looks around the room*
Chiriko: Where did that voice come from?
Tamahome: Che. Probably from Taiitsukun, that Sunkake Babaa.
"Aren't you glad that Taiitsukun-sama wasn't here to hear that, Tama-chan?"
Tamahome: Damn you! Don't call me Tama-chan! The name's Taka!
*Chuckling is heard throughout the room* "Gomen, Tama--er, Taka-kun. It's just that Tamahome sounds a lot better than Taka."
Tasuki: *starts laughing insanely* Yeah, Tama-chan! Tama--oof!*Tasuki gets knocked into the wall courtesy of Taka*
Chichiri: Who are you, no da? And why are we here, no da?
"You're in my fanfic. I brought you here."
Tasuki: *mutters* S@*^! We're in another one of these?
Chiriko: So, that would make you the author?
"That's right. Oh, and to answer your question, Gen-chan, you guys are always in fanfics because you're all so lovable. You should be proud."
Tasuki: PROUD?!? I'm always tortured by you damn women! First, Mnekov gives Tamahome the idea of auctioning us off; then Priya and Kristi gives Nakago the idea of wanting Chichiri; then--
(Ritz's note: By the way, those are great stories! Go and read them after this one! The links are above! ^.^)
Gen-chan, I'm nothing like THEM...I just happen to worship their unsurpassing greatness--"
*Everyone sweatdrops*
Chichiri: Wo-worship, no da? *sweat rains* Uh-oh, no da...
Mitsukake: *calmly* So what are you going to make us do?
*Everyone looks at Mitsukake in awe. How can he manage to be so calm?!?*
Mitsukake: *suddenly goes SD* I'm rarely in fanfics!!! I want a chance at stardom!
*laughter echos throughout the room* Oh...you'll get your chance at stardom, Mitsu..."
(There is a pause then the sound of feet hitting the floor. A young Chinese girl stands before them. She has her hair--ah, forget it, it's too tiring typing out the whole description. Just look at this picture:
Everyone stares at the girl, dumb-founded. The girl giggles as she tucks the keyboard she brought under her arm)
Nuriko: Who?!?
The girl sticks out her hand. "Hi, I'm Ritz."
Quick! I wanna read more! ^.^ | ACK! Get me out of this insanity!!! :0