MUSIC

Murmuring in the background.

Tsukasa: "The Kure Para night is gaining momentum as the night progresses. Looking for spring mood, we've come out here to the park where the sakura trees are in full blossom. This area's part of the spring date course. So I was thinking of interviewing some of these couples." She sighs. "The very image of sakura blossoms...Under every sakura tree there is a couple in love..."

Bun-san: "The director sure changed the agenda of the radio show, hurrying on to the next topic."

Kamo-san: "If we remained at the studio who knows what would have happened."

Bun-san: "He must have thought that she could manage something as long as she was outside... Whether this will be good or bad we'll find out soon enough."

Tsukasa: "What are you doing? Come on Ryuji."

Ryuji: "Aa."

Tsukasa: "Understand? We're here to ask about how the couple met or about the know-how of love. ...Ummm... Interview... Interview..."

Ryuji: "The know-how of love...? Hmm. Oh. You don't have to ask others for that. I could tell you all about it. Okay? The feels of love and desire come later. The first step in love... To make her fall in love with you, first you have to push her down. The one who does her first is...!"

Punch!

Tsukasa: "I'm not asking for your advice you stud!!!" [In Japanese, they literally use the term ''stud'' (taneuma) to mean a guy who goes around sleeping with women ]

Ryuji: "Noa!!"

Ryuji gets blown away.

Bun-san: "Aa! Sandaime!!"

Tsukasa dusting off her hands: "Man that Ryuji. Is that the only thought that's in his head?"

Ryuji returns immediately.

Ryuji whispering: "My head is always full of stuff like that."

Tsukasa: "Duwaaaa!! Don't talk into my ear like that all of the sudden!! You bastard!!!"

She punches him out. [Actually, maybe he blocks every move...]

Ryuji: "He he!"

Tsukasa, panting: "If you keep bothering me and not work, I'll stop talking to you!! Understand!!?"

Ryuji: "Fine. I'll make an effort."

Tsukasa: "Man...! ...... So to change the conversation..." She runs over. "Excuse me! You, the couple over there in the matching outfits... We're from a radio show and we were wondering if could we interview you."

Ryuji, in an intimidating voice: "It's all right, isn't it!?"

Tsukasa: "Actually, we want to ask about how you got together..."

Ryuji, in an intimidating voice: "Hurry up and answer."

Boy: "Uua! We we're i... in a h... hurry...!"

There's the sound of footsteps running away.

A wind blows.

Tsukasa: "Ryuji."

Ryuji: "What is it?"

Tsukasa, stretching his face: "What are you doing scaring them!? With such a scary looking face of course people are going to run away!!" She lets go.

Ryuji: "I always look like this."

Tsukasa: "You so bukiyo. Man, don't you get it !? Smile, smile! You have to look happier conducting interviews or you'll ruin the show." [bukiyo = incompetent, clumsy, unskillful]

Ryuji: "How can you smile when it's not funny?" [And how often does he smile...?]

Tsukasa: "Oh? Are you going to give up without any effort?"

Woman (passer-by): "Look look."

Tsukasa: "N?"

Woman: "That couple over there is surrounded by some yakuza."

Tsukasa: "Yakuza?"

CRASH!

Girlfriend: "Kyaaa!"

Yakuza: "Hey hey hey! Your girlfriend looks scared. You better protect her."

Sound of someone getting punched out.

Kamo-san: "Seems a bit noisy over there, Sandaime."

Woman (passer-by): "Should we call the police?"

Guy (passer-by): "Nah, leave 'em. Leave 'em. They probably have some self-defense weapons.

Woman: "That's true. There's no reason to get myself into trouble for the sake of others."

Tsukasa: {Gaining pleasure from hurting the weaker.... People who are indifferent about others... Man...! What a city this has become.}

The boyfriend is thrown to the ground.

Yakuza: "Hey! Stand up! I said just give me your girl."

Chinpira: "Yeah! Don't be so greedy!!"

Tsukasa: "Hand over.. the girl...!? ......I won't forgive this!!!"

Kamo-san: "A...! Tsukasa-san!"

Ryuji: "Man, running off like that as soon as she hears someone scream without thinking."

Kamo-san: "But isn't that what you like about her? San-dai-me? He!? A! A! Um!" He clears his throat. "But I wonder about the radio show..."

MUSIC

Bun-san: "Good evening listeners of the Kure Para radio night! Tonight I will bring you the live broadcast of Tsu-bo's fight vs. chinpira here from the park. I am Shibuya and here is Kamojima. Together we will tell you of the events here.. [chinpira = hoodlum]

Kamo-san: "Hello."

Bun-san: "Aiya. Kamojima-san, as usual Tsu-bo's body moves before her mind. Well it looks like there are 2 opponents. One is a chinpira the other appears to be some kumi's middle-management class."

Kamo-san: "Well knowing Tsukasa-san, with the things she's been through, Tsukasa-san will only need 2 minutes --- 3 at the most to finish them."

Bun-san: "That's true. The female pro fighting incident, Rokuokita's drug event, the shooting incident etc. Through those incidents, the numbers of the dead is more than what most yakuza have encountered." [Or something to that effect...]

Kamo-san: "Actually... nobody has died."

Bun-san: "Uh yeah. Um. When Sandaime was attacked in the middle of Ginza, Kozuki Tsukasa downed the attacker within a mere 20 seconds!"

The chinpira laughs. [I'm calling the yakuza the one with the lower voice and the chinpira the one with the higher voice.]

Yakuza laughs: "What a good looking woman! If you can't protect the girl then you shouldn't take her out in the first place."

Girlfriend: "Iyaaa!"

Boyfriend: "Let go of Misao!"

Yakuza: "Aa. I'll give her back after I have my fun!"

The boyfriend is punched again.

Girlfriend: "Ya!"

Tsukasa appears. "Hey. ...... You bastards!!"

Yakuza: "What's this gaki!? Do you wanna see blood too!?"

Tsukasa: "I won't let this happen!!"

Yakuza: "Oh! You can play with this one too!"

A gong sounds.

Bun-san: "Oh! The round begins!"

Tsukasa: "Teiyaaaa!!"

Her chain goes into action.

Bun-san: "Tsu-bo's well aimed chain attack!! Her anger is to the max!!"

Chinpira: "Duoaa!!"

Bun-san: "Tsu-bo begins first with aiming for the middle-management class man!"

Yakuza: "W... What's this gaki!!?"

A chain rattles.

Chinpira: "Uuu! I... I can't breathe!"

Tsukasa: "Everyone's enjoying the hanami. Don't be showing your dirty yakuza face among the pretty sakura! You daimeiwaku yaro!!!" [daimeiwaku = causing great inconvenience, bothersome to others; yaro = guy/dude]

Yakuza: "AA!"

Tsukasa is heard punching the guy out.

Chinpira: "Aniki!" [aniki = older brother]

Bun-san: "Not just one but 2 at once! Kozuki Tsukasa's starting a fight among the sakura trees! She didn't become part of the pile of the dead as you can tell." [Baaaad translation but I can't think of anything better... Sorry I'm kind of unsure of this part and I skipped a portion...]

Kamo-san: "Shi! Shibuya, the story's..."

The yakuza falls to the ground. "Daaaa Stop! Please stop. I'll give you anything...! Money!!! I'll give you money so stop!!"

Tsukasa: "Money!?"

Yakuza: "Th! That's right! Money!"

Tsukasa: "Money. {Money...money......} "Just in case, how much are we talking?"

Yakuza: "50 000 000... no... 100 000 000 yen! I'll give you 100 000 000!"

Tsukasa: "What!!? 1... 100 000 000 you say!!? Don't be giving out that sum of money so easily!! With 100 000 000 I can buy 10 000 cakes!!!!" She shakes him by the collar.

Yakuza: "A! AA! Okay okay fine... 2000! I'll give you 2000 yen!"

Tsukasa: "N? 2000 yen? Bakayaro! With just 2000 yen you can't even buy toilet paper!!" [Oomaiga~~~ Talk about inflation!]

She punches him out again.

Kamo-san: "Either way she just beats the crap out of him..."

Tsukasa: "Did you really think that I'd take money from a yakuza!?"

She punches him out again.

Bun-san: "What logic, when she asked in the first place... Oh no! Tsu-bo's thrown the middle-management level man into the crowd! What's he going to do?"

Yakuza: "Come here girl!!"

Girl: "Iyaaa!!" [I'm not sure if it's the girlfriend or not... Not that it really matters...]

Bun-san: "He's taken a woman hostage!! Oh! He has a knife to her throat."

Yakuza: "He he he!! This turns things my way!!"

Girl: "Iyaa!!"

Bun-san: "He's waving a knife around!"

Tsukasa: "Dammit!"

Yakuza: "Don't move boy. If you do I'll cut her face up!!"

Tsukasa: "E?"

Ryuji: "Man...! That baka!" Lights a cigarette and exhales.

Bun-san: "Sandaime, this isn't the time to be smoking...!"

Ryuji walks over.

Yakuza: "Calm down kid."

Chinpira: "Until I return what you just did to me I won't be satisfied."

Tsukasa: "Damn you... Dirty to the very end!!"

Yakuza: "He he he. With this, things will get even..." [poor translation]

Noise.

Yakuza: "Ouch hot hot! A cigarette?"

Somebody (Bun-san?): "Cigarette?"

Tsukasa: "An opening!!! Deiyaaaaa!!"

Clash of metal on metal.

Yakuza: "Haaa!?" [I assume that he lost his knife.]

She cracks her knuckles.

Tsukasa: "I'll make that face prettier! Oraaaaaa!"

She starts beating the crap out of the guy.

Kamo-san: "Oh no...! She's gone berserk. Shibuya! We're going in too!!"

Bun-san: "Hai!"

Tsukasa: "You! You you!! I'll kill you!!! Take this!!!"

Sound effect of something falling from a great height.

Tsukasa: "The full course from hell Finish Bomb---er!!"

Noise.

Tsukasa: "Duoaaa!! What the hell did you do that for Ryuji!!? Pulling my leg like that!? I'll complain later. You bastard!!!!" She runs after the yakuza again.

Ryuji: "Kamojima, Shibuya! Capture her!!"

Kamo-san and Bun-san: "Hai!"

Tsukasa: "Let go! Let me finish him!"

Bun-san: "Tsu-bo!! He's already pretty battered. I really can't see why Sandaime likes such a Tsu-bo... "

Kamo-san, grunting: "I think I sort of know... come on Tsukasa-san...!"

Tsukasa: "Let go me!! I can't allow him to breathe the same air as us!!! Let go let go!!"

Sirens sound.